Geoff Payne

Storyteller.

[Geoff Payne @GeoffreyPayne]

Thank you, Jesus.
Just as I am, I come.
Hallelujah, oh what amazing love.
@elevation_wrshp

[Geoff Payne @GeoffreyPayne]

I'm rarely on this platform, so I have no idea what I did to deserve these two in succession, but MAN.

[Geoff Payne @GeoffreyPayne]

@Spotify @SpotifyUSA I received an email about sharing a gift of 4 free months of Premium, but when I sent the activation link it said 2 months. The expiration for the offer is 12/31, so any idea why the deal cut in half?

[Geoff Payne @GeoffreyPayne]

@TheGabriel72 This actually happened to me once, except it was ICE and DHS. The last known address for the person they were looking for was the rental we had been living in for over a year.

I let them inside and they took one look at my wife and dog, "This ain't it. Let's go."

[Geoff Payne @GeoffreyPayne]

@lionesspike Clearly Ben Wyatt developed this character.

[Geoff Payne @GeoffreyPayne]

@DevsMastani "It's dad" will never not get me.

[Geoff Payne @GeoffreyPayne]

@Microsoft Now that you've discovered a new form of matter, could we get an update on Word's ability to edit page numbers?

[Geoff Payne @GeoffreyPayne]

@Bezner Tell me more about this "after dinner coffee," please...

[Geoff Payne @GeoffreyPayne]

@PastorRyanA @BrianDembo @DannySlavich I'm doing a masters with @LibertyU online right now for these same reasons.

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

they made a mistake casting a well-known actor in this role. should have gone with a real nobody

[Geoff Payne @GeoffreyPayne]

@cosmepolitics Brought to you by @DraftKings

[Geoff Payne @GeoffreyPayne]

I love this only because I'm often told I look like either Aaron Rodgers, or Jake Gyllenhaal.

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Aaron Rodgers leaving the Jets after setting the organization back 5 years:

[Duolingo @duolingo]

👀 @dallasmavs

[Geoff Payne @GeoffreyPayne]

This aged like fine milk.

[Dallas Mavericks @dallasmavs]

Happy National Texas Day, y’all 🤠

@luka7doncic // #MFFL

[Geoff Payne @GeoffreyPayne]

@Jeremyakee A fully healed meniscus.

[Geoff Payne @GeoffreyPayne]

@TheManlet_King Don't forget that at the time seemingly EVERYONE was also losing their minds because GdT was making it.

Creature-feature director making a live-action anime with the same internal logic of playing with your action figures when you were 8? Nothing else mattered.

[Geoff Payne @GeoffreyPayne]

@Jeremyakee Have you read @JamesClear Atomic Habits?

[Geoff Payne @GeoffreyPayne]

@Jeremyakee @GarrettSmithTX I've come all the way back around to crew neck.

[Geoff Payne @GeoffreyPayne]

I am a male in my 30s. Let me know where the audition line starts.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

James Bond producer Barbara Broccoli says they are looking for a male in their 30s for the next James Bond.

They are also open to the idea of Bond being a person of color.

(Source: https://t.co/KZAgksoS6S)

[Geoff Payne @GeoffreyPayne]

@jaredcwilson

[Geoff Payne @GeoffreyPayne]

@selinaknope Particularly when the hit shows ahead of P&R (his first breakout show) were things like Friends or Two and a Half Men, where cruelty was oftentimes the punchline.

I mean, look at how Jerry was treated. Yes, "both the schlemiel and schlimazel," but also still loved. Brilliant.

[Geoff Payne @GeoffreyPayne]

@selinaknope I couldn't get into The Good Place, but I'm currently rewatching P&R for at least the third time & finished a B99 rewatch about a year ago.

It's a curious take (and maybe a little uncritical) to skip over the fact that Schur's characters are more or less humane to one another.