Geoff Smith

A man called Geoff. Reader, and writer of hardboiled crime fiction. Economic Justice. Do the right thing.

[Geoff Smith @GeoffSmithBooks]

As some of you may know, I've recently been diagnosed with #Parkinsons . So I've decided to make the most of my body, while it still does what I tell it, by doing 100k! #RaceToTheStones . If you're able to sponsor me, that would be amazing... Thanks. https://t.co/KN4wAjDrVB

[Got The Tories Out @ComradeDonJuan]

They’re gonna compensate the fishing industry? This surely demonstrates, unequivocally, that there are no upsides to Brexit. The industry that voted leave to save itself needs saving from that which it voted for? Get to fuck.

I want my FOM back

Cunts......................

[Julian Clary @JulianClary]

I can't help feeling that Jacob Rees-Mogg and Priti Patel would be happier working as Prison Wardens.

[Dave Sumner Smith @davesumnersmith]

If a refugee manages to get into British waters, are they considered to be British?

Or is that privilege reserved for fish?

[dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @mrdavemacleod]

wow 150,000 police records accidentally deleted although Priti Patel says the number could actually be eleventy hundred and twelfty four

[Geoff Smith @GeoffSmithBooks]

@compassgroupuk @Chartwells_UK @MarcusRashford @Food_Foundation @educationgovuk @vickyford Shamed into improvement, because you stole from poor children, and the real shame is that the only reason you were caught out was the shameless extent of your greed and cynicism.

[terry christian @terrychristian]

What have the Tax Payers Alliance said about @compassgroupuk using 30 quid per poor hungry kid of tax payers money to give them 5 quid of food and trpusering the rest - they must be up in arms.

[Jon Trickett MP @jon_trickett]

Robbing the poor.

I just went into Tesco to price this food package. It comes to a fiver.

How dare these corporations profit on the backs of the poor? An apology is not good enough. Contracts must be scrapped

[Caitlin Moran @caitlinmoran]

Shitty £30 food hampers with a fiver's-worth of food inside; £96m for 230,00 homeschooling laptops; £22b on Track & Trace - is there anything this government have outsourced that HASN'T ended up looking like a parasitical piss-take?

[Geoff Smith @GeoffSmithBooks]

@lomekian @misskerryfitz @KateWilton1 @NastazjaSomers @Keir_Starmer I think you’re right but it��s not for me. I’ve left the party. Have to wait and see how things pan out in 2024. My feeling is that Labour are still one leader away from taking office.

[dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @mrdavemacleod]

I really didn’t expect that the Brexit dividend would be the freedom to kill our bee population

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

The countries that went quick, big & hard at covid-19 successfully suppressed the virus & are seeing their economies & freedoms bounce back. The UK’s abject failure to suppress it throughout the pandemic means our economy & freedom continues to be screwed. End.

[Linda @lindaarella]

I know....I'm going to hell for finding this funny 😂

[The Bad Press Awards @BadPressAwards]

Vaccine Minister’s Family Sets Up Medical Company – Byline Times https://t.co/kPZlHWSdum

[Lisa Nandy MP @lisanandy]

This is beyond chaos. How can learning go online tomorrow when teachers were told to spend the last two weeks planning for reopening? What will replace exams? And since the PM was told by SAGE that this would almost certainly be necessary on 22 December why is he so unprepared?