George #1 DAD

I love my my wife and I love watching my son play soccer⚽️⚽️⚽️ but he is in jail and all soccer moms I am not single but ready to mingle⚽️⚽️⚽️HUHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[George #1 DAD @George1DAD1]

W5Did you hear about the dancer that died I think that is a terrible idea. https://t.co/ODNxbHoLag

[Mr. Lewis @1ewisDAgrocer]

5)I got to see the Crane baby today while her and her mom were walking across the street. Her dad wants her to learn how to dance. #TooYoung

[George #1 DAD @George1DAD1]

W4 you forgot your tee I for got that I had a son you loser https://t.co/xUSycIaeSH

[Mr. Lewis @1ewisDAgrocer]

4) Miss Strangeworth stop by the store today like she normally does. I wasn't in the best mood today, I even forgot her tea. #BeignBothered

[George #1 DAD @George1DAD1]

W3i can't have good thoughts like this because I hear constant ringing in my ear. https://t.co/FQelD493LU

[Mr. Lewis @1ewisDAgrocer]

3) Miss Strangeworth is 71 years old. Back in the day we used to go to high school together. Sometimes she thinks she owns the town. Lol 😂😂

[George #1 DAD @George1DAD1]

W2 we can't enjoy the roes in our town because they made us color blind. https://t.co/Du3NEOk3wP

[Mr. Lewis @1ewisDAgrocer]

2) @MissStrangeworth you have the best looking roses are the best. Why don't you like to give roses to people? The tourists love your roses🌹

[George #1 DAD @George1DAD1]

We can't see the rose in our town for their real Beauty because they made us color blind https://t.co/Du3NEOk3wP

[Mr. Lewis @1ewisDAgrocer]

2) @MissStrangeworth you have the best looking roses are the best. Why don't you like to give roses to people? The tourists love your roses🌹

[George #1 DAD @George1DAD1]

W1 at least you can walk around with out handicaps you should not care about if it was raining last night. https://t.co/EXpAcJEUBU

[Mr. Lewis @1ewisDAgrocer]

1) Today is a beautiful day in town. It was raining 🌧 all last night but this morning the sun is out, the sky is mostly clear. #BeautifulDay

[George #1 DAD @George1DAD1]

R5 he won't I love you honney. We raised him right.👩‍👩‍👧👩‍👩‍👧👩‍👩‍👧👩‍👩‍👧👩‍👩‍👧 https://t.co/ECuIom70P3

[Hazel @Hazel_Is_Lit]

4. The beautiful ballerina said my Harrison had escaped from jail and he was dangerous! She showed us picture! My son won't hurt anyone! 😨😫

[George #1 DAD @George1DAD1]

R4I think that you look more pretty without the mask on🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆 https://t.co/cBqhgqhEDL

[George #1 DAD @George1DAD1]

R3You will probably have to improv the hole thing since the news caster botch his part of the brodcast😄😄😄 https://t.co/VwlHrQJjix

[George #1 DAD @George1DAD1]

R2You dance like Patrick Breen #BAD https://t.co/PfuNsz8TGl

[Harrison Bergeron @DoDirty_Berg_OG]

7) Now im going to show you that we are not equal im going to show you this through dance and that were are al unique #dance

[George #1 DAD @George1DAD1]

R1 way to much sauce https://t.co/5T3v5CuqAc

[Diana Moon @OG_DianaMo_420]

@George1DAD1 it's called good aim... Keep quiet or you'll see it first hand 🙅🏿🙅🏿🙅🏿#tomuchsause

[George #1 DAD @George1DAD1]

1First off let me say I like not competing with anyone, but these handy caps really hurt and I don't feel happy being so normal.👎🙈👎⚽️❤️⚽️❤️

[George #1 DAD @George1DAD1]

2Since I am really intelligent I have to wear more handicaps then everyone else. That means my ear piece is louder and the weights more.😔😔😔😔

[George #1 DAD @George1DAD1]

3I think that I am to controlled, I can't even talk to my wife about the TV show we r watching. It is just not the life I wanted to have.😫😩😖

[George #1 DAD @George1DAD1]

4The handicaps hurt really bad, I think that over time I am getting used to them tho. So hopefully one day they will feel normal. 😌😌😌

[George #1 DAD @George1DAD1]

5My wife thinks that I should take off some of my hands caps when I get home. I would love 2 do that but, not worth the risk of goingto jail

[George #1 DAD @George1DAD1]

6Even if I took my handicaps off and got away with it. Then others would do it and it would be anarchy. People would compete again.👹👹👹👎👎👎

[George #1 DAD @George1DAD1]

7Mywife thinks that the announcer onthe news should get more money for trying hard with his speech impediment. I don't think so. What uThink

[George #1 DAD @George1DAD1]

8This is the crazy, did anyone see this Harrison Bergeron broke in to the news room and took of his handicaps off and is saying heis emperor

[George #1 DAD @George1DAD1]

10Wait Diana Moon Glamper came in. She Shoot them both 🙆🔫👱🔫. What is going on. The ANARCHY!!!