George Allott

If brains were taxed you’d be due a rebate.

[These Football Times @thesefootytimes]

It’s honestly like something out of The Office the way the camera zooms in on Bale after catching Rio looking crestfallen.

[Andrew Voss @AndrewVossy]

Folks....The definition of the mid air tackle. @FOXNRL @VossyBrandySEN #Wow

[Paul @LeftySeparatist]

If we could all just take a moment to appreciate the stunning cinematic beauty of this scene.

The bravado, the little shake of the hips, the half brick to the back of the head and, of course, the coup de grâce…..the agonizing strike to the knackers.

10/10😍
#Southport

[Retro Soles @RetroSolesUK]

Absolutely brilliant 🤣🤣🤣 #england #southgate #EURO2024

[Leeds Rhinos @leedsrhinos]

It is with deep sadness that the club can confirm that former player Rob Burrow CBE has passed away, aged 41.
More here https://t.co/Lp2EcIu7ws

[Jay Roberts @jayrobertshair]

Nearly killed my mate playing golf today 😂

[db 🖤 @dbcxptures]

‘I hope this email doesn’t find you dead’

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

recruit him to the avengers

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Not getting straight answers for simple questions

[down bad comments @downbadcomment]

bro got cooked😭

[Around Liverpool @aroundliv]

“No it’s not for me sorry, thank you” 😭😂

[Penfold @elbow112]

Brilliant 😅

[… @mrmuskisacunt]

Italian PE teacher explaining long jump.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

https://t.co/2UPnPIzyVb

[Betfred Super League @SuperLeague]

How about that Paul Seguier shot on Lachlan Lam 😤

#SLLeiCat #SuperLeague

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

If you didn’t get the A-level results you wanted, remember that we’re only a few years away from the collapse of organised human life