Maggie

It’s a reality tv opinion account now

[Maggie @George_R_Binks]

As soon as I find an effective mixture of medication, coping strategies and lifestyle accommodations it’s over for you bitches

[Kat Scott 🐀 @kscottz]

Bay area robotics people, I'm going to need you to show up to city hall.

SFPD wants to authorize robots to shoot to kill. This is a very bad idea. If anyone would like to put together a letter to @sfbos please reach out to me.

https://t.co/CpSkvlD37M

[Maggie @George_R_Binks]

I need pokémon help please. What is the purpose of the food do I need to make these sandwiches?

[Del Lusional @Del_Lusionalx]

The one who saved my life and stomped the shooter’s face in was not a drag queen, she is a trans woman. Let’s not call trans women drag queens during this time of grieving over a transphobic attack.

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

a second monkey has fallen off the bed

[Laura Peek @laurapeek_]

On my flight today I woke up from a nap & an attendant was walking down the aisle holding a pug, saying “we found this pug. Whose pug is this??” And for 3 hours we all just took turns holding the mystery pug until a verrrry stoned man in the last row woke up & was like “Roscoe?!”

[Biofeelia @vandedjan]

Gru after giving a speech to the minions

[Maggie @George_R_Binks]

🫢🤒

[Maggie @George_R_Binks]

Save the memes people save as many as you possibly can

[Maggie @George_R_Binks]

I have a question that Google has not been able to answer for me so here I go: What is the evolutionary purpose of the vagina being smaller than the big ass baby head that has to go through it? @hankgreen

[Brian Mac Mághnais @TheBrianMcManus]

DojaCat is my celebrity crush because she is fucking hilarious

[lilah “miss surgery 2026” duncan @dvnots]

Fruit flies when they land on a banana:

[Maggie @George_R_Binks]

@vgdunkey

[Maggie @George_R_Binks]

@Andy Its time to tell a different #RHOBH story we’re all tired of the FFF supremacy we need Kathy Hilton to mix things up

[Beans @beansinmycooter]

@keyon he’s pissed cuz he secretly knew that shit wasnt fr😩

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

One thousand food service workers at the San Francisco Airport went on a strike for 3 days. In just 3 days they won a 29% raise. That's the power of organized labor. That's the power of a strong union.

[hanna june @hannajvne]

new argument for ai art just dropped

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

Bro I cannot wait for when I am without sin…first thing I’m gonna do is cast the first stone