George Carey

[George Carey @GeorgeC_WRC]

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

[George Carey @GeorgeC_WRC]

A mushroom asked a carrot out on a date;

Mushroom said:"C'mon, I am a fun-gi."
#wpswolfpride

[George Carey @GeorgeC_WRC]

"Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there."
Things we can't say. #wpswolfpride

[George Carey @GeorgeC_WRC]

No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has to clean the Taco Bell bathroom. #wpswolfpride

[George Carey @GeorgeC_WRC]

Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The famous F word we thank God for every week.

[George Carey @GeorgeC_WRC]

@MrG_WRC That is awesome!!
#wpswolfpride

[George Carey @GeorgeC_WRC]

zombies won't eat clowns because they taste funny
#wpswolfpride

[George Carey @GeorgeC_WRC]

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
#wpswolfpride

[George Carey @GeorgeC_WRC]

What's Forest Gump's Facebook password?

1forest1

#wpswolfpride

[George Carey @GeorgeC_WRC]

If "Plan A" didn't work, don't worry about it, the alphabet has 25 more letters.. stay cool.
#wpswolfpride

[George Carey @GeorgeC_WRC]

Velcro… What a rip-off.
#wpswolfpride

[George Carey @GeorgeC_WRC]

I am in charge of how I feel and today I choose happiness.
#wpswolfpride

[George Carey @GeorgeC_WRC]

Don’t stress over things you can’t change. Live simply. Love generously. Speak truthfully. Work diligently. #wpswolfpride

[George Carey @GeorgeC_WRC]

@SarahLichti1 C'mon....give us something!! #wpswolfpride

[George Carey @GeorgeC_WRC]

The privilege of a lifetime is being who you are. #wpswolfpride
~ Joseph Campbell

[George Carey @GeorgeC_WRC]

"Have patience with all things, but first of all with yourself."

~Saint Francis de Sales #WRC_Rocks #wpswolfpride

[George Carey @GeorgeC_WRC]

"We must be the change we want to see."

~Mahatma Gandhi #wpswolfpride

[George Carey @GeorgeC_WRC]

"The secret of getting ahead is getting started."

~Mark Twain #wpswolfpride

[George Carey @GeorgeC_WRC]

Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing. Moderation is for cowards. #wpswolfpride