GeorgeHeg

There is no sadness that can't be cured with breakfast food

[Carlos @txiokatu]

What’s Sydney Sweeney have to do to get the approval of white women? Strangle three kids?

[GeorgeHeg @GeorgeHoppus]

@LewisGlennon @sportbible Is it too late to change venue 😍

[GeorgeHeg @GeorgeHoppus]

@TheNumber1Steve @BCFC Cheers lads, grafted for this 💪💪💪

[Jack Howley 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @howleyavfc]

How we scummed this 😂😂😂😍😍

[GeorgeHeg @GeorgeHoppus]

@Kulas_BCFC @TheNumber1Steve

[Tom DeLonge @tomdelonge]

This is an early @blink182 song. She owes us money.

[Andrea Lapique @Frikineka]

No sé de quien es esta genialidad pero es ... increíble

[Ryan @pricey1927]

James Haskell when he sees Caitlyn Jenner in the shower

[Bristol City FC @BristolCity]

Mood: 🍻

[Jack Howley 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @howleyavfc]

When you and your mate get a 7 killstreak on Modern Warfare

[matthew @mafyewg]

blind cricket, what a sport

[Electronic Arts @EA]

When you win in Apex with a team of randoms

[Football Manager @FootballManager]

You and your assistant when you win Manager of the Month after struggling all season.

[Racc @RaccoonEggs]

I defeated millions in a vaginal skirmish just to tweet jokes from a swivel chair

[Carson @CallMeCarsonYT]

Calling all HOT WOMEN,

If you are a HOT WOMAN I have decided we shall be falling in love. You must be HOT and FEMALE. If you are these things, you MUST enter my DM’s! If you are not these things, you are worthless. I am doing this because I am overwhelmingly straight (not gay)

[GeorgeHeg @GeorgeHoppus]

@SBoulstridge @howleyavfc Fines have been issued and thankfully it is all water under the bridge

[lou @lou_tredaway]

Coleen Rooney explaining how she was gonna trap Rebekah Vardy to Wayne

[Racc @RaccoonEggs]

If land is made up of tectonic plates, then floods are just Earth washing the dishes

[Alex Shaw @AlexShawTel]

It’s ............ Rebekah Vardy’s account