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A French man orders a burger and thinks he's Andy Warhol
And then without warning you remember once standing in a queue for an hour waiting for Will Self to sign your copy of the ‘Book of Dave’
@philosophybites Jean-Luc Nancy
@Andrew_Adonis Don’t you literally tweet this every week
London City most ambient airport
Aerated capital flows
@meretrivia ‘Daft’ ‘pretentious’, ‘insufficient depth of character’, ���too much critique’, ‘animal photos best bit of life online’ - it can only be the Nu-Statesman!
@SwanBrandUK Mmm looks yummy, nothing like a chicken and leek pie! Just out of interest how many servings does this give? Leftovers aren’t really an option 🥺 because our Swan fridge is broken and the customer service are of no use whatsoever - so would need to eat it all in one go!!
@SwanBrandUK Wow!! I wish I could say the same for my kitchen, alas the surfaces are covered in defrosting perishables and the contents of our former Swan fridge, whilst the Swan customer service team spuriously denies our warranty policy applies! Do better.
@Ericka31443431 @SwanBrandUK Looks like this is part of a pattern! We are also experiencing terrible (obstinate) customer service 🤧
@SwanBrandUK (tweeted on behalf of my apoplectic mother) our food is rotting and grandma’s medicine is GOING OFF; when will you help us fix this fridge? My DMs are OPEN
I fixed it for them
@rolandbarfs C’mon - better than California Split (Gould)??
Today is the 1st day that Biden has chosen not to cancel all student debt.
Some of y’all be forgetting real fast.
Can the funk soul brother speak?
“Europe is not my centre.
Why be a sunflower and turn towards the sun? I myself am the sun.”
-Sembene Ousmane
That word doesn’t mean what you think it means
Deplatform everyone – blank slate the tl
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