George “Fat Head” McKim

Painter, Poet.

[George “Fat Head” McKim @GeorgeMcKim]

@Acyn If you play it backwards it says “I am the devil, I am the devil, I am the devil”

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Thank you The Brian Jonestown Massacre for spending 43 hours with me this year on %2540Spotify. You are my %25231. %2523spotifywrapped

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Dearest Martha, It is with the most profound sadness that I must say the Redcoats are firing at our flying Conestoga Wagon with their anti- Conestoga muskets and I fear I may not see the morrow. #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories

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Here’s a small painting I just made.

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Attention, this is your captain! I will have to ask thee to turn off all thine Gramophones and put away all crow quill pens as we are preparing to depart Bunker Hill airport at this time. #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories

[George “Fat Head” McKim @GeorgeMcKim]

Dearest Martha, I am writing this letter from the airport infirmary. It is with great sadness that I must tell thee that I cannot fight at Gettysburg because my bone spurs are acting up again! #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories

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Dearest Martha, I am sending to thee an attachment of the magnificent flying machine that will take us to the battle of Gettysburg. #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories

[George “Fat Head” McKim @GeorgeMcKim]

“Give me first class berth on the new Flying Conestoga 747 (with the new noise cancelling wool ear muffs), or give me death” - Patrick Henry #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories

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“I have not yet begun to fight!”—Capt. John Paul Jones (upon being asked to surrender his window seat) #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories

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Dearest Polly,
We have naught but Toblerones to provision us as we wait here in Terminal C. Our boots were confiscated during the TSA screening, and I regret to inform ye young William was pulled aside at the checkpoint and he is gone. #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories

[George “Fat Head” McKim @GeorgeMcKim]

🎶 We fired our muskets and the British kept a-comin'. We fired once more and they begin to runnin' on down the Airport escalator to the Conestoga Airlines gate. 🎶 #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories

[George “Fat Head” McKim @GeorgeMcKim]

Dearest Martha, This stewardess on our flying Conestoga Wagon regaled us with alternative facts about my inauguration during our flight! The war shall be over soon! #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories

[George “Fat Head” McKim @GeorgeMcKim]

Dearest Martha, I think I shall never have a meal as comely as the hominy, molasses biscuits and hard tack at the Hominy House in Terminal C as I wait to board my flight on Conestoga Airlines. #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories

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Dearest Martha, I fear I shall never see you again as a Brit has commandeered our flying Conestoga Wagon and plans to crash it into the World Trade Cabin in NYC. #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories

[George “Fat Head” McKim @GeorgeMcKim]

@realDonaldTrump Real MAD! #Trump #AgentOrange #Individual1 #resist45 #President #LittleHands #Conman

[George “Fat Head” McKim @GeorgeMcKim]

@realDonaldTrump MAD indeed! @realDonaldTrump

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@realDonaldTrump

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@realDonaldTrump Thank you for your brilliant assessment, Agent Orange! @realDonaldTrump

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@realDonaldTrump Go straight to Jail, do not pass Go. @realDonaldTrump

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@realDonaldTrump VERY Presidential as usual, Individual 1. @realDonaldTrump