9 money moves to make in NY
1.sell crack
2.sell crack
3.sell crack
4.take feet pics, trade them for crack
5.sell crack
6.sell crack
7.smoke crack
8.sell crack
9.sell crack
When you’re playin around with your ticklish girlfriend and she jumps and makes a solid connection with her knee to your jaw, I gotta say I’ve never been hit so hard in my life.
This morning I woke up to my girlfriend kissing me on the forehead and telling me I’m the best thing that’s ever happened to her. Fellas if you’re waking up every morning to a rotten bitch, Yeet her ass outta bed and find someone like mine.
Imagine your sex life being so dry and boring that you feel the need to gossip about someone else’s. That’s a kind of pathetic Ive never seen before. Well until now.