Musau_IV

Sshhhh....🤐🤐

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

give women free tickets to your show first, you fool.

[Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA]

Why can't you find yourself a job abroad, and let kenyans elect someone who will create jobs for them at home?

[isa chaveiro🐺 @hasalidodd]

quando eu to prestes a comer a mulher da minha vida mas a tradução automática do twitter para de funcionar e eu não consigo entender o tutorial chinês de comer buceta

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

In 1985, there was this Kenyan named Eric Awori who claimed he drove a car in reverse from Mombasa to Nairobi. Eric announced he would drive 650 kilometers in reverse mode and the late Assistant Minister Shariff Naasir flagged off the start of the drive on December 11, 1985. Believing his story, companies like Westlands Motors gave him a brand new Toyota Corolla, while others donated cash and fuel. Eric later claimed he traveled to Auckland, New Zealand, to win a 400-mile reverse driving rally against international competitors and broke the Guinness World Record. He received a global award in a ceremony held at Hilton Hotel, where he announced to motor company executives that he planned to set another world breaking-record by reversing a 7-tonne lorry from Nairobi to Mombasa. Consequently, D.T. Dobie donated and fuelled a giant Mercedes Benz truck for Eric to use in the challenge. All hell broke loose when the New Zealand high commission in Nairobi said there was no such event in Auckland. It was established that Eric never travelled to New Zealand and no Guinness Book of Records representative came from Kenya. The self-made celebrity had received gifts worth millions of Shillings, air tickets, hotel accommodations and money. The police arrested Awori and charged him with fraud after he failed to provide any proof or photographs of his travels.

~The Historian

[her. @rubylaren]

Please I need a list of good Nigerian/African novels to read. I know I’m not talking to inanimate objects here. Answer me.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

List your favourite African novels. List as many as you can.

Secondly, list your favourite books (non-novel) written by an African.

I don't like soft copies and I'm seriously invested in doing a lot of book shopping next year. And yes, I prefer African literature.

[member of Hamas🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 @kwets11]

But as soon as this man, gets a little pussy on the side for himself as a reward for taking care of everybody, all hell breaks loose.✋🏾😭

[Lennox Omondi @_lennoxomondi]

Usiogope kuambia watu huwa zinarudi kwa nyumba zikitaka and zinaeza enda cha kabisa na hakuna kitu utafanya.
Kuna time zangu zilikataa kurudi, nikaingia youtube kucheza sauti zao ndiyo zikam lakini wapi

[Chepsi @chepsi_]

Valley Road itakua ni sherehe. Unavaa slippers zako za Umoja rubber, unaslide moja kwa moja. Hiyo ukuta ya hapo Integrity Center ndio itakusimamisha ikishachukua front teeth kama tax. Unaamka ukisema, "Thithi ndio Thifuna."

[Fut Sheriff @FutSheriff]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Inglaterra: 4-2-3-1 en rombo, Kane de falso 9, Bellingham llegando desde segunda línea, Pontas invertidos, Presión alta, Rotaciones en el mediocampo

🇦🇷 Argentina: El que no se la pase a Messi es gay

[Calvary🔮 @TamunoDavid2006]

Words that I cannot spell.
Boo k (like flowers that they give people)
Showfa (private driver)
Kolig (as in your workmate)
Fall straight (as in you fall straight me)
Silowet (that Shadow stuff)
iiii ( as in where a bride walks down during wedding)
😭😭

[Pastor West @Pastor__West]

Dear Lord

Today, interrupt the cycle that’s been repeating in my life, expose the habit that keeps costing me more than it comforts me, strengthen the person who’s carrying everyone else but feels forgotten, restore the one who’s smiling through disappointment, and let this be the week something finally shifts without me forcing it. In Jesus’ name, Amen🙏🏽

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Sii hii sasa ni Uchokozi?😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🥲😂😂😂

[Aspersion Caster @AspersionCaster]

Just 160 years ago 100% of them had masters. Look how far they've fallen.

[Paula @gintonicoffee]

Qué gran idea, marcar bien a Messi. Seguro que a ningún técnico se le ocurrió en más de 20 años.

[S🕊️🇸🇪 @8bdrssss]

2026 World Cup prediction 🇦🇷

Group Stage
🇦🇷 3-0 🇩🇿
🇦🇷 2-0 🇦🇹
🇦🇷 4-0 🇯🇴

Round of 32
🇦🇷 2-0 🇺🇾

Round of 16
🇦🇷 3-0 🇮🇷

Quarterfinal
🇦🇷 2-1 🇵🇹

Semifinal
🇦🇷 2-1 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Final
🇦🇷 2-1 🇪🇸

🏆 Player of the Tournament: Lionel Messi
🥇 Top Scorer: Lionel Messi
🎯 Top Assister: Lionel Messi

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

Sidechicks hufikiria ati married men are with them because they hate their wives .Msichana, bibi akigundua this illicit relationship ntasema wewe ni shetani umetumwa kuharibu ndoa yangu na tukukemee as the homebreaker you are

[Just Dae @Simpleton015]

I was so speechless that night