Papa Mitch💕

Arsenal my life

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

My uncle paid me to sleep with his wife so he could walk in on us and finally have a reason to leave her

[Papa Mitch💕 @GeorgeNgethe14]

@ivymuthe anapiga gym kama mzee wa kutenga😀😀

[Ezennaya🧊 @Chrisslimz]

Never trust a woman you met in a house party, there’s a reason she was invited.

[øptimistiç @tyran_extermine]

Maturity is realising you can never fuck your wife alone

[Papa Mitch💕 @GeorgeNgethe14]

@YUNGJIZZY19 😂😂😂

[IVY @ivymuthe]

Meet Wilfred Murungi — a very sharp Kenyan billionaire who, according to the rumours, faked his own death just to dodge taxes. Word is KRA was all over him for tax evasion.
Sources claim he’s still alive somewhere in Zambia under a new identity. His so-called burial was attended by only eight family members. That funeral really burned the Meru crowd, because they showed up expecting the usual funeral rice and send-off feast, then got left outside Murungi’s fence like hungry dogs.
People joke that Kimani Wamatangi lives by the line: die abroad, live in Kenya. Murungi flipped it: die in Kenya, live abroad. If the story is true, that’s one of the sharpest old-school moves in years.

[The married man @marriedmn]

Marrying a woman from a poor family could be very risky. You don't know whether she really loves you or she just wants you to save her.

Most of them once they get married and empowered they always turn around and become devils.

Very dangerous.

[Notorious Henrie @NotoriousHenrie]

Unaenda kiganjo unatrain miezi sita after graduation unatumwa ukachunge kaburi ya Jomo Kenyatta

[MakaaMotuo @FessyFiesta]

Dem Mkamba ama Dem mlevi I will choose mlevi any day. My Kamba ex, Faith Mutheu once looked at me dead in the eye and told me, hizi sperms zako maji maji haziwezi nipea hips nataka.

[IVY @ivymuthe]

This is the mother of Mercy Maina — the young woman who died by suicide in Lavington. Her body was only found a month later, already decomposed. Not even her own mother tried to look for her the entire time.
Now the mother has recorded a video saying her daughter used to help her a lot and sent her money every month. In the next breath, she’s asking Kenyans to contribute towards funeral expenses.
She doesn’t even sound remorseful.
Some parents really become a burden to their children. This young woman was carrying the stress of the entire family, yet they never cared about her — they only wanted the money she was sending them.
This is heartbreaking.
Anyway, she has shared a number and is asking Kenyans to contribute.
But Mercy herself said she wanted to be cremated and her ashes scattered in a river. There was no need for a big funeral.
Rest in peace, Mercy.

[Ezennaya🧊 @Chrisslimz]

Maturing is realizing that a woman’s past is more valuable than her degree.

[Papa Mitch💕 @GeorgeNgethe14]

@ivymuthe moh rara should never get any post or any seat at any cost alete pay bill amezoe kaa kiwete

[Papa Mitch💕 @GeorgeNgethe14]

@WelBeast smh😀😀😀

[Molly @Molly_AFC]

Christos Tzolis is on £90k a week at Arsenal - we literally doubled his £45k wages from Club Brugge! 💰📈

To put that in perspective:

Barcola will be on £250k a week at Liverpool 😳
Morgan Rogers is on £250k a week at Chelsea 🤯

We got a bargain! Smart business from Arsenal! 🔴⚪️🧠

[Joel Jiranï @Kemboi67]

The moment DJ Spider aliguza mix ya hawa nikajua game over.

Hiyo part aty "Orengo amekuja na Natembeya" is always goated 😂🔥

#NairobiNaSifuna

[General Assweto🍷🍾❤️ @Asswetooo]

Kuna ingine imetokea😂😂😂

Ficheni DJ Spider asione

Unioshe unitakase, nice Sifuna Kabisa 😂

[Henix Obuchunju @Obuchunju]

Hats off to DJ Spider for playing that Dawa ya Moto ni Moto song.

specifically that bit, "Tuko on fire na hawa watu wamekuja kuzima moto."

[Paddy @PaddyArsenal]

I wonder if Ben White and Jurrien Timber have ever met

[Sharon 💕 @sharipotterr]

Alafu ukijaribu kusema kuna wazazi wabaya watu hukuambia "lakini mzazi ni mzazi tu". Someone who didn't notice their child was dead for a month

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

What did I say about that mother ?. The first thing she does is notice the loss of income "mercy alikua ananisaidia ". The next thing is want to make money from her death .No mention of mercy as a person. This kind of parents are many.