XVII

Drummer🥁 Petroleum Engineer👷🏽 Christian #MUFC

[XVII @Georgethe17th]

Make them no play second half oooo😭

[XVII @Georgethe17th]

UBA sef don dey go weekend break? Because what is this?

[XVII @Georgethe17th]

Wowwwww🥲🎥

[D' Empress @Omatune]

“The k!dnappers started washing our clothes when we began to smell. That was why we looked very clean when we were released.”

— Freed Oyo teacher

[XVII @Georgethe17th]

@ChiziFlowi @Hutman_RM 😂

[Big_Hut🧩 @Hutman_RM]

You pull two world cups, we pull two Nations league
You pull Ballon d’or, we pull Ballon d’or
You pull La Liga, we pull La Liga
You pull MLS, we pull Saudi league
You pull Copa America, We pull Euros
You pull UCL, we pull UCL

If we pull EPL titles now wetin you go pull?😂😂

[kuz @kylekuzma]

Ngl it’s exhausting hearing athletes break down how their millions “aren’t really millions” after taxes and fees. 40M after taxes is still 40M.
The real issue isn’t the system, it’s lifestyle creep. Nobody told you to live like a king, buy 5 cars, or move with a 10‑person entourage. Modest is allowed.

[XVII @Georgethe17th]

This defeat is 100% Tuchel’s fault

[XVII @Georgethe17th]

Jail Tuchel now!

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

Wanna know why they're reacting like this?

Because there's no leaks anymore.

A sense of chaos? Nah, it's calmness and the British journalists HATE it.

[XVII @Georgethe17th]

Exactly😂😂

[pokar_MUFC @Obiepokar1]

Na lie, nobody knows what INEOS are up to.

[XVII @Georgethe17th]

I’m never listening to those unconfirmed transfer rumors. Y’all don’t know shit! Allow INEOS and Carrick cook!

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

[ᴢᴇʟɪq Is ALONE ♪♪💙 @zeliqisALONE06]

Son: Daddy the book is 17k

Me as a father:

[Blaise @Blxiseutd]

Manchester United’s reported agreement with Chelsea for André Santos an initial £48 million, plus £2 million in add ons and a possible 10% sell on clause feels like another clear statement of intent from the INEOS era.

More than the player himself, the deal reflects a club that is no longer being driven by public pressure or emotion. In the past, under previous leadership, fan sentiment often seemed to influence transfer decisions, contributing to inflated fees and poor value in the market.

INEOS have repeatedly stressed that they will not overpay, and this move appears to reinforce that stance. By sticking to a data led recruitment strategy, they have identified a midfielder they believe in at a fee that looks sensible in today’s inflated market.

The bigger picture is just as important. If these smart, fairly priced signings succeed, it sends a message across Europe: Manchester United can compete and win without paying whatever selling clubs demand. That removes the desperation factor and strengthens the club’s position in future negotiations.

For me, that cultural shift is just as exciting as the signing itself. It’s an encouraging sign for the future, and I can’t wait to see what Santos brings to Old Trafford this season.
#mufc

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

Jaylen Brown on reports claiming he thinks he's the smartest person in the room:

"No offense to everybody in sports, but the bar is fuckin' low."

[ilence @Hilenceee]

Financial struggles have turned me into a bad son, a bad boyfriend, a bad brother and a bad friend.

[𝙺 𝙻 𝙰 𝚄 𝚂🧛‍♂️ @k_laus1]

When I'm shopping and I run into a black shirt with no brands or logos

[Nigel Tha SlickPastor @thaslickpastor]

So you guys think Messi has never hit the siuu even behind closed doors? Be serious guys.

[Giovanni Ifedi-Williams @TheGiovannis]

These Police Officers just parked me at Bolade, Oshodi, pointed guns at me, and forced me to transfer N100,000 them. When my bank app showed "exceeded transfer limit", they dragged me to a nearby POS to do it with my card.

They initially demanded 150k each.
They were 4 in number.

These are the names I could copy:
Francis Adekunle
2087495551
Kuda

Friday Ikpe
9136237110
Okay

This is the phone number of the notorious Officer Friday Ikpe 09136237110. I got it from his opay

@PoliceNG @BenHundeyin @Princemoye1

Please my mutuals, if you see this on your TL, help repost or tag other relevant authorities until these criminals are apprehended.

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

How did Messi miss this