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when girls say they’re doing their “little ab exercise” they’re really just wrestling the devil on the toilet trying to squeeze one out

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@FAKEKELLYK It’s so bad

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Can we confirm that Bonita Applebaum was Jewish?

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i still have no idea who stromae is

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@Margaritaville @jimmybuffett your shrimp po' boy is straight up poison I threw up like crazy during @ambulancemovie at @CityWalkLA

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Don’t eat a Margaritaville fried shrimp poboy before Michael Bay’s AMBULANCE

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Celebrity Deathmatch: Elliot Page v. Jon Batiste

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interns are like pledges except with no butt stuff

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@andyverderosa so it goes

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convinced my girlfriend it's spelled "janruary"

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blond women are such huggers! i love it

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My gf said I could make a hinge profile for 3 days just to post this photo

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i am proud to announce i am officially fiscally liberal and socially conservative

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bout to break the internet. look out.

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Gonna start signing off my emails with "Beast," instead of "Best,"

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I literally can't stop saying "ciao"

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if "this" is "everything," how can there be more than one "this?"

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just got a call from “Spam Risk” and thought “huh, sounds like a nice Jewish kid.”

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@SUBWAY cool

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@SUBWAY what’s the angle here?