georgie wizz

Working in fundraising, talking mainly nonsense... All views my own etc

[Amy Wright @QEMrsWright]

Men:
Football’s coming home!! It’s coming home!! IT’s coming!!

Women, 60yrs later: … FFS I’ll get it myself.

⚽️💪🏃🏻‍♀️

[georgie wizz @GeorgieWizz]

@NJA_McF83 @Tim_Higham I think that will definitely happen

[Help Musicians @HelpMusicians]

Run for Help Musicians! Join #TeamHelpMusicians at one of the upcoming challenge events across the UK to help us support musicians.

Here's why Ross, a composer, decided to support us.

🔗https://t.co/SdJRSkpPKY

[Dash Arts @DASHARTS]

Introducing our new production, Dido’s Bar! 🎭
An immersive theatre production premiering at @YourRoyalDocks, #DidosBar is an epic retelling of Virgil’s Aeneid, a story of migration, love and assimilation. For info to come...

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Things I have forgotten recently:
-who paid for my sofa and curtains
-that I went to lockdown parties
-that I asked for a £150k tree house
-that I tried to give Carrie a £100k job
-that I had a blowjob in my office
-that I was told all about Chris Pincher

[Drivelcast @drivelcast]

🚨BREAKING🚨 Liz Truss just attempted to fax her letter of resignation to No. 10, and has set fire to the toaster.

[Guffers @gavmacn]

Nadine Dorries has tried to submit a letter of resignation, but accidentally adopted a snow leopard.

[Jane Gulliford Lowes @LydiaJane13]

For a dyed-in-the wool republican I’m loving every minute of this🤣 Bloody marvellous #PlatinumPartyatthePalace

[Evie Breese @EvieBreese]

Imagine being the cleaner having to scrub red wine off the walls inside No10 while banned from visiting your own family at Christmas

[Adrian Edmondson ❎ @AdrianEdmondson]

It appears you could have held a proper wake with lots of people during lockdown if you’d designated a ‘funeral’ as a ‘leaving do’ (which is sort of technically is?)

[georgie wizz @GeorgieWizz]

@nationalrailenq I’m on the 13.27 from Manchester. We’re just at Wolverhampton

[georgie wizz @GeorgieWizz]

@nationalrailenq Hi I’m currently on a train from Manchester to Coventry arriving in Birmingham New Street around 3pm, will I have to get off and find an alternative route or will it be diverted?

[Dash Arts @DASHARTS]

We extend a huge thank you to our Middlemarch Giving Circle, for supporting @DASHARTS with the production of #TheGreatMiddlemarchMystery! We couldn’t have done it without you. Find out how you can be involved in our next production here https://t.co/wwYIhQ4Uff

[georgie wizz @GeorgieWizz]

@tinamaxwell2 @E_N_O It’s such a great programme

[georgie wizz @GeorgieWizz]

@mrjamesob And also try and learn how to spell Ukraine

[georgie wizz @GeorgieWizz]

@mrjamesob But above all make sure none of them come here

[georgie wizz @GeorgieWizz]

@BrianMcFadden lives in Rochdale??? 🤔 #ThisMorning

[Coventry UK City of Culture 2021 @Coventry2021]

Today’s the day! Public booking is now open for @DASHARTS The Great Middlemarch Mystery, directed and created by Josephine Burton. Part-immersive theatre production and part-mystery game, from Thursday 7 – Sunday 10 April 2022.

Get your tickets now at https://t.co/Ngn9pfcNRf