get thicka

[never better @wiremxther]

in high school my friend took either lsd or shrooms and halfway into the movie he sat up really straight and got really scared and said "guys... im a glass of water...." and i took my straw out of my drink like i was gonna drink him and he got up and tried to run without spilling

[motherlover comeback? @motherloverswvl]

obsessed.

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

olivia rodrigo is the only person powerful enough to get away with using a song title that was already taken by mean girls the musical

[mrs noah dillon @shesmyboy]

It's happening

[yavin 4 shady facts 🩷🧡🤍 @yavinfourbarber]

This is frying me he unfortunately does

[rochi @afterscarss]

les conté a mis estudiantes q había comprado un parlantito para q escuchemos música en el aula pero q tuve q devolverlo xq no era nada q ver a lo q compré y todos se pusieron RE tristes. ayer una nena cae diciéndome "SEÑO ESTO ES PARA VOS" abro y era un mini parlante para mi 😭

[Praise @tufpraise]

This is, of course, what the Nazis said about the Jews.

[maximo cozzetti @leti_debrito]

mi novio se quedo dormido tocandome la cara y la gata lo quiso imitar y me pone la patita encima tambien 😭 una vive por estos momentos

[Actually Andrew 🧱🔩 @actualllyandrew]

So much larp it’s a crime

[buffalo kennedy @rlycuteguy]

Lord I have seen what you have done for others

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

Imagine what a billionaire could do if any of them gave a fuck

[shelby @thetrueshelby]

Elmo said what he fucking said.

[rayen @rayon_film]

I love when men on grindr have personality

[get thicka @Gephicka]

ate him bones and all

[artem @artemxcx]

i have a theory that armie hammer ate the real timothee for lunch in 2017 and the one we see now is a hetero chopped clone of him

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms.

‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.

But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…

[The Zekhie  🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @the_fake_Zekhie]

Al final la única consecuencia que hubo fue que Charlie Kirk tiene el mismo efecto en mi cabeza que tung tung tung sahur

[lucita ★ @lucihtml]

ay si porque soy RE TONTA porque soy MUJER y no puedo hacer NADA y mi marido es SUPER GENIAL y me compra juguetes INFANTILES para demostrarme q soy MENOS q él y q no puedo tener mi propio auto PORQUE SOY UNA CHICA