David

Hey. You better be smiling. Yeah. You! 😊 Smile!

[David @Geradada]

Y'all better be flossing. Your dentist gonna take no mercy next time. What are you gonna say, "I didn't have time" or "I'm just too busy to remember"?

#QuarantineActivities

[David @Geradada]

Dear America,

Just because all food is takeout right now does NOT mean that the world is your trash can.

Thank you.

#dontbetrashy

[David @Geradada]

@LachowskiL @drummaspence101 Oh definitely, West raised 'em right.

[David @Geradada]

My argument for living in a hot climate (Texas) versus cold (Michigan):

I'd rather be uncomfortable in sunglasses and a t-shirt than in gloves and a winter coat.

Check back in on this in 4 months.

[David @Geradada]

@claire__emma The sweatiest one so @price2j can slide across my back

[David @Geradada]

@claire__emma I'll just constantly channel my inner Freshman Dress

[David @Geradada]

This. Just this 😂
https://t.co/GxSjhzzZwG

[David @Geradada]

I'm dead. Watching a marching band performance from a school I'm talking to for a job and they opened with the second movement of a Mozart piano concerto I played years ago. Meant to be ❤️

(pls hire me)

[David @Geradada]

It wouldn't be a Lifetime Fitness dry sauna without someone furiously doing abs while sounds of 100% earbud volume trap music echoes from somewhere 🙃

[David @Geradada]

@drummaspence101 @mayygg Oh this is sooooo right on so many levels

[David @Geradada]

@kimminau_kiera @RexTrillerson We're the same person, I swear

[David @Geradada]

@price2j @kimminau_kiera Good evening 😁

[David @Geradada]

Lifeguarding Stories:

Me: *scanning diligently*
Man: *comes in after working out to meet up with family*
...
*takes AirPod out*
...
*SMELLS IT*
...
*puts in case, looks up, makes eye contact with me*
Me: *keeps scanning through the gag shivers*

#lifeguarding

[David @Geradada]

It amazes me how much I can move a file around from D2L to my computer to Google Drive to DocHub and never actually read it like I'm supposed to 🙃
#senioritis

[David @Geradada]

Lifeguarding Stories:

*Pokemon battle music*
"A wild Kiddo appeared!"
"The wild Kiddo used Swim Deeper"
*Battle > Whistle/Jump/Yell/Stern Look*
"Lifeguard David used Stern Look."
"It's super effective!"
"The wild Kiddo fled to the shallow end!"

#lifeguarding
#thelook

[David @Geradada]

@price2j Udderly speechless

[David @Geradada]

Eggnog is just the chai tea of the milk world.

Fight me.
#bakingthoughts

[David @Geradada]

@price2j Face it farmer boy, y'all have spice cows for the eggnog