Darren Geraghty

Jumped-up pantry boy.

Look out through my eyes. Look out at the things you made. All things shining.

[Darren Geraghty @GeraghtyDarren]

Yes I hate racists
"Do you literally mean *hate*?"
Yes, I despise them and every fucking breath they take
"Oooh, that's pretty intolerant"

[Darren Geraghty @GeraghtyDarren]

@crinklecutchips @Ryanair 100%, I flew to Stansted this morning.

[Darren Geraghty @GeraghtyDarren]

@Kari_mehome No, I got the sac.

[Darren Geraghty @GeraghtyDarren]

Touch someone's balls???
Gay!! No way 😂😂

[Darren Geraghty @GeraghtyDarren]

This sort of shit is so embarrassing

[RTÉ News @rtenews]

A Kildare county councillor has said he wants to make a strong case for the US singer to come to Rathangan and to possibly plant a tree https://t.co/O267sFIz0l

[Darren Geraghty @GeraghtyDarren]

This happened today about 4km from Dublin Airport.
Outrageous.

[Darren Geraghty @GeraghtyDarren]

Ah no.

[Seinfeld @SeinfeldTV]

The great Philip Baker Hall will forever be remembered by Seinfeld fans as the hard-nosed library detective, Mr. Bookman. Hall had a long and impressive career as one of Hollywood's top character actors. His talent will be cherished.

[Darren Geraghty @GeraghtyDarren]

@kbdaly2468 I love when culchies talk about culchies as if they're not culchies themselves.

[Darren Geraghty @GeraghtyDarren]

@newschambers Best movie star of the last 40 years.
No contest.

[Darren Geraghty @GeraghtyDarren]

Six Jurassic Park films and 0.5 of them have been good.

[Darren Geraghty @GeraghtyDarren]

Abysmal. Again.
I don't know why the RTE analysts are talking up that performance. A dejected Ukraine second team beat us easily.
Depressing stuff.
#IRLUKR

[Darren Geraghty @GeraghtyDarren]

Oh, another goal conceded from a shot outside the box.
#IRLUKR

[Darren Geraghty @GeraghtyDarren]

Blessed

[Darren Geraghty @GeraghtyDarren]

LOL

[Darren Geraghty @GeraghtyDarren]

@eoinyk I'm not 50 yet

[Darren Geraghty @GeraghtyDarren]

Some of these Welsh players weren't even born the last time Wales went to a World Cup.
#WALUKR

[Darren Geraghty @GeraghtyDarren]

I'll be 50 in a couple of weeks, so it's time to hang up my Twitter boots.
As well as me being too long in the tooth, this place is just no fun any more. I'm tired of the moaning & of people thinking the world revolves around them. I roll my eyes at most things I read these days.

[Darren Geraghty @GeraghtyDarren]

@KarlCarpo Correct 😄

[Darren Geraghty @GeraghtyDarren]

I'll take someone's eye out

[Darren Geraghty @GeraghtyDarren]

What