Me: trying to sleep
My brain: remember that time you didn't know how a fax machine worked and you asked how you got the document back because you thought the entire document was physically sent over to the recipient
#embarrassing#insomnia#wtf
Children are wee savages! Last night my husband and I were laughing about something and my kids came through to see what was so funny. I said I was laughing at their Dad. My son pipes up with: Is it because he is shirtless?
My husband was so offended he put his bathrobe on #kids