#MrInfin8te@zw🇿🇼

Real Madrid and Man United supporter, fitness freak, footballer, mutli skilled, introvert

[General Ziwe. @Ziwefu]

@BabesweHunters African parents think that children are an investment. Just because they gave birth to you, you should repay them for the rest of your life. This cycle should end; it's dragging us down. People think you are a lazy person, but all your finances will be directed towards black taxi

[🇿🇼Kwalaz🇿🇼 @Madzidady]

My wife was selling some chocolates and she ate one and then she came to me and said; "mukwasha! mukadzi wenyu atora chocolate 1 saka ndikudawo mari yangu." Nhai ndozvinoitwa business racho here???

🤣😂😅🤣😂🤣

[#MrInfin8te@zw🇿🇼 @Geraldt08]

@BabesweHunters Haa tbh pane vamwe vekuti unotowona kuto ari kutambisa maresources ekuitisa nawo mari tinozongonyara kukuudzai chete

[Dan Kasina @Dannkasina]

@nyannthierry They want the rest of Africa to support them just like they did during apartheid then shit on them later. How do they want us to support them when they call us Kwerekwere?

[UEFA @UEFA]

🏆 Referee announced for 2026 #SuperCup!

We're pleased to share that Somali referee Omar Artan will officiate the highly anticipated match between PSG and Aston Villa in Salzburg.

[#MrInfin8te@zw🇿🇼 @Geraldt08]

@Chisiiwagift Hola amigo vamos la Mexicana
Quero puetero amigo 🤣😅😂

[Theresa Takafuma @ttakafuma]

I know this could be grief talking but Zim healthcare is the pits of hell. Now my child will have to grow up without a father because of (admitted) negligence.

They actually admitted they made a mistake 😭😭💔💔💔and now my husband is gone. 😭😭😭

[🇿🇼 Babes wehunters 🍻 @BabesweHunters]

My cousin akamitiswa n guy akatiza, anababa outright refused to take care of the kid vakati muendese kwababa vake,we watched cuz struggle raising the kid on her own. Kufam functions she was the example f a failure. The kid now is a medical doc every1 now wants to play nice 🤣😂

[Hopewell Chin’ono @daddyhope]

Before I go to bed, I want to make one observation about ZANUPF. A sad observation.

One of the reasons so many people struggle to take some of the party’s claims seriously is that the figures it sometimes presents defy common sense and logic.

Zimbabweans are being told by a ZANUPF-controlled Parliament that 540,037 submissions were made regarding Constitutional Amendment Bill No. 3, and that 537,102 of those submissions supported the Bill, while only 2,935 opposed it.

Those figures are so lopsided that anyone who sees them will inevitably recognise how ridiculous they are.

The problem is not just the numbers themselves. The problem is what such claims do to public confidence. Even people who may be sympathetic to the process can find themselves struggling to defend statistics that appear implausible on their face and are highly laughable.

When public institutions present figures that large sections of the public find difficult to believe and ridiculous, they are essentially undermining confidence in the entire process.
People naturally begin to ask what methodology was used, how the figures were verified, and whether the outcome remotely reflects the views expressed during consultations. The answer is an unequivocal NO!

Parliament is one of the most important institutions in the country. Its credibility matters. When claims emerge that many citizens regard with ridicule, the damage extends beyond the Bill and affects public trust in the institutions themselves.

That is why these figures have become a subject of ridicule and disbelief across Zimbabwean internet platforms. For many Zimbabweans, the numbers simply do not pass the common-sense test.

This is embarrassing, absolutely embarrassing. We know that ZANUPF traditionally rigs, but this is absolutely ridiculous.

540,037 submissions, 537,102 in favour, 2,935 against. Those are not consultation figures released by the Zimbabwean parliament.
They are the kind of numbers that make people stop believing everything else you say. This is embarrassing coming from a supposedly people’s parliament.

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

✨🇬🇪 Khvicha Kvaratskhelia is the 2025/26 UEFA Champions League Player of the Season 🙌

#UCL

[KudaZW🇿🇼🇿🇦🇺🇲 @KudaMuku]

Zvima G-strings zvenyu zvichatibatisa neflu. Munhu anopinda mumagumbeze garo richitonhora kunge mhino yembwa. Chii chakadaro😹😹

[#MrInfin8te@zw🇿🇼 @Geraldt08]

In packaging dept they do repackaging most probably 2 tons(of +/-0.25) if a truck is on overload at weigh bridge i.e (vice versa) so even consumer blah blah knows it hapana chakashata and keep on weighing one day uchasangana ne2.25kgs muchatoshamisika futi

[𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐭��𝐡 𝐙𝐖 @CrimeWatchZW]

A concerned customer weighed a 2kg pack of Huletts brown sugar and discovered that it actually weighed 1.75kg instead of 2kg.

📸 @VarYemutonaz

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

CHAMPIONS!!!!! 🏆 🟡🔵

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

💛💙🏆 OFFICIAL: Al Nassr win the Saudi Pro League title! 🇸🇦

First title since the arrival of Cristiano Ronaldo.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Real Madrid will include an extra year into José Mourinho’s contract, valid until June 2029.

The agreement is sealed and completed, as reported on Monday — approved by Mourinho and Real Madrid lawyers.

Mourinho will be in Madrid next week. ✅

Here we go, fully confirmed.

[Premier League @premierleague]

🏆 ARSENAL ARE CHAMPIONS 🏆

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

❤️🤍 OFFICIAL: ARSENAL WIN THE PREMIER LEAGUE 2025/26!

Historical achievement for Mikel Arteta and his team after 22 YEARS. 🏆✨

[Casemiro @Casemiro]

There are places we pass through in life… and there are places that become part of who we are.
Manchester will forever be my home.

To the city, the club, and every supporter, my sincerest thank you. These past four years have been unforgettable, filled with moments my family and I will carry with us for the rest of our lives. There simply aren’t enough words to describe the happiness and warmth we’ve felt here.

Thank you for every cheer, every memory, and for making us feel at home from the very first day.

Forever a Red Devil ❤️

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: José Mourinho back to Real Madrid, HERE WE GO! 💣🤍

All terms have been verbally agreed between José Mourinho and Real Madrid, waiting to sign all documents.

Plan for initial two year deal, JM to travel to Madrid after Real-Bilbao game.

The Special One is back.

[#MrInfin8te@zw🇿🇼 @Geraldt08]

@NashieNashee Inini ndotovawudza kuti kusadzokereke because ndega ndinogona kuzomuregerera ndikamuuraya kumberi futi