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passive twitter user.....ifb sha

[Samuel Sey @SlowToWrite]

This is why you shouldn't allow your children to have social media accounts.

There are naked women everywhere.

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

Nigeria is not a real country bro 😭😭

[Donald @RealDonaldDoo]

I cannot even date a person attending service in places like this.

It’ll say so much about how unintelligent the person is.

[Jai, First of Her name, The Frogslayer 🐸 🗡️ @DreadedJai]

We don’t hate rich people enough

[• Halima Maikano🫶🏼 @leemlahmaikano]

Honestly

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

Harmonious bliss.

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑬𝑹𝑨𝑳 𝑺𝑵𝑶𝑾 🇨🇮 @GeneralSnow_]

P-Square were so big that they could call Wizkid a “small boy” and Wizkid was genuinely happy about it.

He even said, “Do you know what it means to be on the same stage with P-Square?”

That was the level they had reached.

If P-Square had remained P-Square, eh… nobody would have seen their back. Their dominance would have been ridiculous.

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

AND

[MT2 @madrid_total2]

Chicharito: “Portugal tenía los mejores medios del mundo en el Mundial y NO LE GENERARON OCASIONES A CRISTIANO RONALDO.

Si le hubieran generado 10 ocasiones y las falla, diría Cris, te amo pero fallaste 10. Pero LE GENERARON 2 Y LAS MARCÓ”

GRÍTALO!!!

[POOJA!!! @PoojaMedia]

Dear Paul Okoye,

You need to defend yourself & leave your late Mother out of the story.

Start from Part 1 & defend yourself till Part 10.

Peter is still giving you soft landing tho.

DEFEND YOURSELF!!!

[Phelzzz @phelliphelli18]

so PS2 wasn’t lying about Ronaldo 😳

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

This man was simply a victim of his impeccable standards.

Can score, head, dribble, cross, shoot with both feet, pass, freekicks,penalties, long range shots, tap ins, shoulder passes.

The most complete player the game has ever seen.

[Odinas @Uodinas]

"IF I WANT HIM, I CAN GET HIM HE'S JUST NOT MY TYPE" who even said that nonsense again?.

[Catholicism Respecter @BasedDavePA]

Matthew: "One of the disciples cut a man's ear off."

Mark: "One of the disciples cut a man's ear off."

Luke: "One of the disciples cut a man's ear off."

John: "It was Peter. Lol."

[𝐊𝐞𝐬𝐡 @tweetcunha]

Cristiano Ronaldo is the only player to be included in:

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

Lmao these are the kind of clips Fabrizio & co will cut and join then post without context, bare clowns will start quoting it with “Ronaldo was angry at his son for saying mbappe better” “so obsessed”

CR7 don really suffer sha, all cos he has an actual personality smh.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

In the semi final,
You flaunted a banner about Falkland Islands after the game against England, a deplorable vile crass gesture that flouted FIFA rules and disrespected a country you just played. But you are wondering why there is hate from across the world.

In the final,
After the game against Spain,
You became a dirty group of violent thugs attacking and manhandling the Spanish players after the game. But you are wondering why there is hate from across the world.

Delusional wretched classless sore losers.

[BIG AYO🔰 @4kaszz]

Watched the videos of Cristiano Ronaldo 900+ goals and almost 200+ was wearing the red and white of united; dribbling, amazing paces, skills, freekicks, header, trophy winning goals

And yet there are bastaards Manutd fans declaring loyalty to Messi… don’t worry CR7 it’s me & you until I dyeeeee

[SENYO @Senyyo]

The same media outlet that told us Messi surpassed Pele’s career goal record at 758 now wants to convince us that Pelé has 1,290 goals. 🤣

How did Ronaldo win 5 Ballon d'Ors with the media, FIFA, and the entire system against him? 😳🤯

[Ƙŵɓñ🦅 @akokc_dark0]

“Ronaldo is not naturally talented because he can't dribble.”

They expect a 6'2" Ronaldo to dribble like Messi, but they don't expect a 5'7" Messi to jump as high and score like Ronaldo.

Okay next joke 😂