Gerber Baby Trades

Part time trader, full time suckin on your mom’s titties

[Gerber Baby Trades @GerberTrades]

@GFSA03 @sttbreakingnews How’s that working out for ya, right about now, bud?

[Gerber Baby Trades @GerberTrades]

Why is my @etrade scanner still showing Mondays most active ticker???? Like WHAT!? $RMSG has been showing #1 highest volume traded literally alllll week long and that is completely inaccurate

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

That was funny 😂

[Gerber Baby Trades @GerberTrades]

Anyone’s else’s @etrade app not working? Can’t even access the most important function…

[Gerber Baby Trades @GerberTrades]

@brennz @WallStreetApes The $10K CTR requirement has absolutely nothing to do w/ making credit card payments. Anyone that has ever worked one day at a bank knows this. I highly doubt she is paying her credit card off in cash, multiple times per cycle even.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

It’s over

[Gerber Baby Trades @GerberTrades]

lol what Fed rate decision 😂😂 $NUKK how many short sellers blew up on this one these past 2 days 😂😂

[Gerber Baby Trades @GerberTrades]

@Playing_WallSt All your resumption times are wrong btw. Standard halts are 5 min, not ten

[Gerber Baby Trades @GerberTrades]

Someone check to see if this guys still alive.. $NUKK currently halted at 49.85 😂😂

[maninapurpledress @maninapurpledr1]

$nukk - shorting as much as i can at $18

[Vet @Vet_X0]

XRP folks tomorrow at work

[Zack Morris @MrZackMorris]

You will be a thousandaire.

[miss white @cinecitta2030]

The masculine urge to be working late in a corporate NYC highrise during the golden era of finance

[WallStreetBets @wallstreetbets]

XRP, after years of being bullied turns into the little engine that could

[Gerber Baby Trades @GerberTrades]

@SpotifyCares I’m using an iPhone 14 Pro Max w/ iOS 18.0.1 and Spotify ver 8.9.94.418 but I think this has happened across multiple app versions/ previous iOS versions too

[Gerber Baby Trades @GerberTrades]

@Spotify why does music that is hidden, play on shuffle!??? Something is broken here..

[Liz Churchill @liz_churchill10]

This is why we need arrests.

[iamrpk @iamrpk]

DFV is still active on Reddit, he unlocked the Banana Enthusiast Achievement TODAY
$GME

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: #Bitcoin is now trading above $80,000 for the first time in history.

Bitcoin now has a record high market cap of $1.57 TRILLION.