SlimeU2death

movies, money, and uhh whaaaaa

[SlimeU2death @GerMakesDough]

Annnnnnnnd just cracked my screen again god damnit

[toxic king @toxicking]

She’s only with you because I wouldn’t act right, relax bro

[ravn @mfnravn]

when i crash out it's fuck everybody even me

[SlimeU2death @GerMakesDough]

Count your burgers. Doesn’t it look like less than you remember?

Someone stole your fucking burgers. Call everyone you know and scream at them until someone confesses. #burgertwt

[bug girlfriend @lo_saturna1ia]

they laced me grandson

[SlimeU2death @GerMakesDough]

Ok back to trying to be a niche micro internet celebrity

[SlimeU2death @GerMakesDough]

Don’t email her when you’re blocked trust me on this one guys

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

If I block you and you email me, I'll give you another chance

[mara @vixeias]

there is a hole in my heart only burger can fill

[👽 @awwheyuu]

i’m never following my heart ever again that organ is fucking dumb

[SlimeU2death @GerMakesDough]

I only speak burgernese

[n @noorrbit]

I CARE I GAF IDC IM NOT NONCHALANT

[fawn @fawnncel]

No way charlie was on dat burger shit before all of us bruh

[fawn @fawnncel]

my name?.. the names cheese… cheese burger

[cherry ☆ @lullabylarva]

january didn't count happy new year everyone

[SlimeU2death @GerMakesDough]

Is anyone else also getting nonstop burger tweets on their TL?!?!

[miri @mishtimere]

girlfriEND
boyfriEND
burger

[miri @mishtimere]

girlfriEND
boyfriEND
burger

[SlimeU2death @GerMakesDough]

They’re taking me out back and shooting me for yearning for my ex

[SlimeU2death @GerMakesDough]

My future wife can have my league of legends account… there I said it

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

my wife can straight end my shit if she wants to

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

my wife can straight end my shit if she wants to