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Chivahermano en la sultana.

[David @David_eficaz]

🧑‍🎓 Te enseño la mejor manera de dominar Nano Banana Pro.

Sube cualquier imagen a Gemini y pídele que la convierta en un mensaje JSON, incluyendo el tamaño y los detalles.

A continuación, se mostrará un mensaje para reproducir la imagen, de modo que puedas modificar solo las partes que quieras cambiar y usarla.

Mira como quedaron mis cambios👇

[German @German1513]

Ya varias semanas y no se llevan el escombro @ayd_monterrey esto en contry, la calle piscis. Reporte 31343862

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[German @German1513]

@Arachno_Cosas buenas tardes, podría decirme si es de importancia médica? Parece Latrodectus

[German @German1513]

Mientras no solucionen la fuga no se puede reestablecer la energía eléctrica. @ayd_monterrey @AtentosMTYSur

[German @German1513]

@ayd_monterrey hay una fuga que ocasionaron AYD y la misma ocasionó un corte en el suministro de energía eléctrica desde ayer 7:00 pm reporte #24944735 @MtyFollow @AtentosMTYSur hay alguna actualización?

[German @German1513]

@ayd_monterrey hay una fuga que ocasionaron AYD y la misma ocasionó un corte en el suministro de energía eléctrica desde ayer 7:00 pm reporte #24944735 @MtyFollow @AtentosMTYSur hay alguna actualización?

[German @German1513]

@ayd_monterrey hay una fuga que ocasionaron AYD y la misma ocasionó un corte en el suministro de energía eléctrica desde ayer 7:00 pm reporte #24944735 @MtyFollow @AtentosMTYSur hay alguna actualización?

[German @German1513]

@buitengebieden @SaveMyVideo

[German @German1513]

@buitengebieden @GetVideoBotOld

[Frank Underwood @FrankUnderwood]

One bad chapter doesn't mean your story is over. Turn the page.

[German @German1513]

@mexicomagico @SaveMyVideo

[German @German1513]

@mexicomagico @GetVidoBot

[German @German1513]

@nelvaldez Lo he visto muy seguido a la hora que los niños salen de la escuela ahí está. Trae paletitas para el que le da dinero tiene muchos meses ya pidiendo para la operación

[German @German1513]

@juliasoto02 @GN_Carreteras Hola, logró pasar hacia San Luis?

[German @German1513]

@marthapc Lo siento mucho. 😔

[Guillermo del Toro @RealGDT]

Esta pelicula marca un nuevo hito en animacion: en lenguaje, plasticidad y potencia. Hay que verla en cine.

[German @German1513]

Muy buena #yourhonor ya vamos empezando pero si trae con 🧀

[Tibo @tibo_maker]

This guy makes $3M+/Year With 0 Employees

He's built 70+ products while backpacking across the world.

Story of the most stunning Indie Hacker ever 👇

[Juan Téllez @Juan_Web3]

ChatGPT se ha coronado como la herramienta no.1 de IA, pero...

¿Sabes que hay otras herramientas que son más eficientes dependiendo de cuál sea tu objetivo?

Ahórrate más de 100 horas de trabajo con mi ranking de herramientas IA texto a texto🧵👇