Ganondorf

((Parody acc, pfp not by me)) Gerudo King, Great King of Evil, The Demon King, King of Thieves, Most Titles with King in them award. @ZeldaFamily member

[Ganondorf @GerudoKing_]

@miphacutiefish That’s one champion dead, three more to go...

[Ganondorf @GerudoKing_]

@HawtBlight *calamity noises*

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I have recently been informed that the reason it took Link so long to confront me after waking up in the Shrine of Ressurection is he was searching for 900 tiny green creatures.

This is my arch nemesis, everyone.

[Ganondorf @GerudoKing_]

@Linkle_The_Hero My loosing streak to short children in green/blue finally comes to an end!

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@ALinkToDaMemes Gerudo carry a gene that makes the chances of birthing a female higher.

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@ALinkToDaMemes Gerudo Vai travel outside of the Gerudo Desert to mate with Hylians, then go back to Gerudo town.

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@ALinkToDaMemes Make sure your head hits the ground first in freefall

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@Linkle_The_Hero Father’s Day is meaningless in Gerudo town

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@Linkle_The_Hero No, it’s 100% cheating. The chicken just played every ace in the deck!

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@Linkle_The_Hero Gerudo travel out of Gerudo Desert to mate with Hylians, then travel back to Gerudo town.

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@YigaClanSoldier Such injustice

[Ganondorf @GerudoKing_]

@Linkle_The_Hero Might as well make it a good one.

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@Linkle_The_Hero Biased law system.

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@Fantasaur Who was the last person I murdered

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@Linkle_The_Hero Who in Hyrule is the judge???

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@Linkle_The_Hero I am the king of evil. I cannot be ‘taken to court’

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@Linkle_The_Hero I am not paying for a 60’ Chicken destroying your home

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@Linkle_The_Hero ...I don’t know what to say

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@ASimpleFlareon You should never apologise for burning things

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@YigaClanSoldier OH GOD WHAT’S HAPPENED TO ME