Ms.gesanda

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Sometimes you have to agree to be sacrificed for the greater good. That's okay. Usirudie siku ingne kijana. Tutakosana vibaya Sana.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

When was this 😂😂🤣

[Hamza🇪🇹 @Sittohamza]

Please don’t bring your positivity here Plus I doubt your white masters will let you leave

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Pale drama Festivals form 3 nilijaribu kudanganyilia msichana ya Moi girls kakaangalia badge ya shule yetu kakaona ni zonal kakaniambia “Eagles dont fly with chicken”. Bwana these women deserve all the pain they go through

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

South Africans are laughing at the size of a Kenyan police station, so I went to look at what those skyscraper police stations are achieving.

40,475 reported rapes in one year. That is about 3,373 a month, 778 a week, 111 every day and nearly five every hour.

Basically, one reported rape every 13 minutes.

Maybe we should compare results, not buildings.

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Give US PROOF OF LIFE

I WILL DELETE AND APOLOGIZE

Then whatever punishment Kenyans give me

I will humbly take. I am a human being, I make mistakes

For now, I KNOW OBURU IS DEAD

[🧊ICY @itstheyonce]

people not voting in one country literally screwed over the world in 2024

[Kawira @Kawy_Pam]

This is what Sifuna is promising us,#Usawa.

#ChamaYaSifuna

[JOHNNY23 @mainamwangij5]

The fact that no single African country can come to your rescue talks more about you than us.We have condoms in plenty we'll fuck u up.

[United States of Africa @1Africa0borders]

Imagine if Kenya 🇰🇪 was renamed as East Africa? Zero Aura, right? That's how dvmb the South Africa 🇿🇦 name sounds.

South Africans should first rename their country before coming to beef with proper countries. 🙄

[The married man @marriedmn]

The guy who didn’t get married while his peers were marrying in their 20s.

[Madesse @LadyCharrr1]

Me at 60 because I had to be financially stable first.

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

You are neither white nor a man. You must be a pet in South Africa. Last warning.

[Salutiiiii @SalutRn]

Hey South Africans ,what do we have here?

[Mwalimu @AditichaKamani]

We bring positive vibes only

[Faffie-dzashe @Faffiedzashe]

You can’t rate us your President is an Uber driver

“We also don’t rate him”

Kenyans😂😂😂🙌🏾

[Mi_§§i_§§i_ppi_ @Mi_ssi_ssi_ppi_]

The irony of having a bulb on your username and Nigeria doesn't have electricity supply.

[Kuwa Strong @KuwaSTRNG]

You qualified for FIFA World Cup but we still have the same number of world cup trophies.
Plus we don't worship white people, that's why we gave America their first black president 🦅🇰🇪

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Al Jazeera’s Gold Mafia investigation secretly records Zimbabwean businessman Simon Rudland and associates discussing alleged gold smuggling and money-laundering networks, while also examining links involving President Emmerson Mnangagwa’s family and First Lady Auxillia Mnangagwa.

[𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥🐉 @KatheuNzyimi]

-"We don't rate you enough to beef with you."
-"But your president is an uber driver mate."
-"We also don't rate him."

😭😭😭