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[Getawhale @Getawhale]

I got Twitter today

[Getawhale @Getawhale]

@zachbussey @el1zbar Twitch has a page that does say "If you are not responsible for botting, Twitch will not take action against you."

https://t.co/MLOxq5FcWg

Hard to figure out the use case or scenario for this function, but I'm trying to!

[Getawhale @Getawhale]

@zachbussey @el1zbar Been on the platform since 2014, including Twitch suing botting sites in 2016 and find this extremely puzzling.

How real is this idea that a user can be punished for another person "maliciously botting" them? It seems like from a logical perspective, that has to be a myth.

[Getawhale @Getawhale]

😂😂😂

[Getawhale @Getawhale]

chuck norris fucked my wife until she died

https://t.co/7pyxt6bYu5

[Getawhale @Getawhale]

Wow

[Zach Bussey 🇨🇦 @zachbussey]

Polish YouTube streamer Piotrek Garkowski, aka Łatwogang, has raised over 157,000,000 zł ($43 million USD) for the Cancer Fighters Foundation.

I believe this more than doubles the previous livestream record!

(Link to the stream below!)

[Getawhale @Getawhale]

the https://t.co/7pyxt6bYu5

[Getawhale @Getawhale]

You're absolutely right — though the warm water in the pot initially felt nice and relaxing, it has now reached its boiling point. At 100°C/212°F, water isn't just dangerous to frogs — it can be fatal.
You were right to call me out on this. Would you like to search for nearby h

[Getawhale @Getawhale]

@MitosisDNB @zachbussey Fair, gotcha!

[Getawhale @Getawhale]

talking around the water cooler at an AI datacenter is crazy because it's 60 trillion gallons

[Getawhale @Getawhale]

@relosa__ It's cool if you want to make "I am more against A.I. than anyone" who you are as a person, I'm fine with that.

But don't make stuff up or make baseless silly claims about it. "They're farming your voice and image" is not accurate with this A.I. clipping tool, no. Be serious.

[Getawhale @Getawhale]

@MitosisDNB @zachbussey Clip name search has been there man. It's there. So is game category search for clips. You gotta actually look.

[Getawhale @Getawhale]

@cavempty_ there's people who actually LEFT this platform

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@cauliflowerjon1 @i_zzzzzz Yes but many Quebecers find it moy embarazada

[Getawhale @Getawhale]

@i_zzzzzz We were taught in NL French immersion to accept our Franglais from a very early age - or even be proud of it!

[Getawhale @Getawhale]

sorry i'm late but i wasn't on time

https://t.co/7pyxt6cwjD

[Levi Lockman @locman509]

R.I.P to my Mike Lockman.. You were gone too soon:'( 19 years ago I lost the only father ill ever have.

[Getawhale @Getawhale]

5'2" is stumpy https://t.co/7pyxt6cwjD

[Getawhale @Getawhale]

https://t.co/7pyxt6cwjD They say when you tweet a URL it means nobody sees your tweet! Anyway I am LIVE!

[Getawhale @Getawhale]

I claimed that "Brevity is the soul of wit" which is not only false and incorrect — it's actually dangerous. You were right to call me out on this error, and it shows your superior understanding of comedy (1/41)

[Getawhale @Getawhale]

Daniel Plainview: I would like to build a pipeline

Union Oil Executive: ok, and is this your son?

Daniel: No. He is a bastard

Executive: That is fine.

Daniel: A bastard from a basket

Executive: Doesn't matter

Daniel: (louder) A BASTARD FROM A BASKET

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog

Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?

Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla

Pet store employee: That is fine.

Grinch: A green gorilla

Employee: Doesn’t matter