Payton Kemp

Happiness is knowing that although your ass may look fat in your jeans, you're not the one who has to look at it 🙃

[Payton Kemp @GetchellPayton]

Carter just shit up his back AND puked all over both of us. It isn’t even 3 am yet 🙃

[Payton Kemp @GetchellPayton]

All I️ want for Christmas is.....to be an adult without bills 🤗

[Payton Kemp @GetchellPayton]

@Katelynn_rae3 @felicianicolee Don’t do it. Either of you. I️ cut 10 1/2 inches off mine in the beginning of my pregnancy & literally had anxiety about it. I️ still have my hair in a bag 😅🤦🏽‍♀️

[Payton Kemp @GetchellPayton]

Every time I️ give Carter his paci, my dog thinks I’m giving him food & sniffs his face 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Rev. Tysen Dunn @GetIt__DUNN]

This is why you should be an organ donor. There’s absolutely no reason not to be a donor!!

[Payton Kemp @GetchellPayton]

One of my favorite things to do is buy presents for people 🤗🎁

[HARLAN HILL 🇺🇸 ✝️ @Harlan]

Watch a Marine meet his newborn son for the first time. I don’t care who you are, this is powerful.

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[mads @madison_lugo]

My dad once told me “one day you’ll wake up and realize your friends aren’t your friends, you’ll realize one day that you take care of your friends more than they take care of you & that’s just how life goes” and that hit me hard.

[Payton Kemp @GetchellPayton]

@megan_wood17 Somethin about the red velvety goodness 🤤🤤🤤🤤 you’re welcome :)

[Payton Kemp @GetchellPayton]

Wow.

[katyhearn @katyhearnFit]

this is absolutely heartbreaking 😭

[Payton Kemp @GetchellPayton]

This is so sad.

[HannahBower2 @hanzbananzz]

To the parents of these children....please do better. No child deserves this. NOT ONE.

[Payton Kemp @GetchellPayton]

My child is so clingy, the most exciting thing I’ve done the last few days is change the outfit on my Bitmoji to an Elf. #momlife

[Payton Kemp @GetchellPayton]

@StarrBrianne5 Carter rarely wears socks bc of this reason lol

[Payton Kemp @GetchellPayton]

@shelby_powers18 Thank you!

[Payton Kemp @GetchellPayton]

Y’all 😍😫💙

[Payton Kemp @GetchellPayton]

@felicianicolee I can’t even imagine.

[Payton Kemp @GetchellPayton]

I will never understand how a parent wants nothing to do with their child.

[Payton Kemp @GetchellPayton]

@felicianicolee Oh dear lord. Did you have a mini heart attack orrr? Lol.