DaNat Cat

just two snails, trying their best
#scoobertdoobert

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Tide commercial: did you find all 11 immediate dangers to the baby?
Me: *found one*
...I suppose it's good parenthood is very far from now

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trying to pick an insta filter is real hard when you're real indecisive... (follow getconglomerate) #shamelessplug

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"you are so good at tweeting. like birds. i'm scared of birds." #same

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shoutout to snapchat stories for allowing me to see fireworks and stay at home in bed #nice

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I wish I could be mean. That'd be cool. -Bayo

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ah, to be young and grumpy #portlandia

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if i keep saying okay and alright, eventually it will either be okay or over. #320lab #controlslab #outofcontrol

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Risin up. Backing up in the streets. Beep beep. -more miswritten survivor lyrics

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Risin up. Back in the sheets. It's time to go back to bed. -what survivor meant to write

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It's guac o'clock. #yum

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Loved learning from all of these workshops! Staying up talking to sisters about so many new ideas! #DDDCLC

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"If this were not cement, I would be laying on it right now." #finalsweek

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"You may have gotten engaged, but your ring is UGLY. I want a BIG 5 karat ring! " @sevh15

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Maybe I only like your horse because he has rippling muscles and I don't. @sevh15

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It doesn't count when it's just with your squid. #squidgoals

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Walking to a campfire then hiding behind a bush and walking away to avoid the peoples. #squadgoals #squidgoals

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You have such tiny hands. But such a kind soul. @sevh15

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Eat the spaghetti to forgetti your regretii

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DO NEVER say I don't know. DO NEVER. @sevh15

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I mean she's fine when she's in large group of people and she doesn't talk. #iceroadtruckers