Sarah Brown

not as funny as i think i am

[Sarah Brown @getDown_sbrown]

@BarstoolISU #AmesBCT

[Wau2si @wau2si]

@HonsCupboard @unxpctdisvry Soo muuch laaundry

[Sarah Brown @getDown_sbrown]

if you honk at me the second the light turns green - i don’t care where im going, we both gonna be late now

[Sarah Brown @getDown_sbrown]

does anybody know the science behind why it’s so attractive when a man drives a car?

is my bar low or is this a normal thing

[Sarah Brown @getDown_sbrown]

@bnorland omg obsessed

[Sarah Brown @getDown_sbrown]

@jxnszn_ @nowthisnews @ohshxtfe our dream, other peoples nightmare 🥹

[Sarah Brown @getDown_sbrown]

i would like to go back to december when i had 4 hot LA firefighters in my apartment & just change the fact that i was tipsy & delusional af from being poisoned with carbon monoxide all day

carbon monoxide brain had me thinking i was cute: 👁🫦👁

what i actually looked like: 👹

[Sarah Brown @getDown_sbrown]

i feel like im playing russian roulette every time i drive in LA

[Sarah Brown @getDown_sbrown]

i was trying not to do anything embarrassing in front of my crush for once last night but i tried to do one of those ab roller things & i face planted hard & left makeup all over his carpet

[Sarah Brown @getDown_sbrown]

is he really that cute or does he just not pay enough attention to me

[Sarah Brown @getDown_sbrown]

when i first moved to LA i didn’t know how ubers worked when you ride alone so i would climb into the front seat and ride with my knees smushed against the dash bc i couldn’t take a hint that these ppl did not want me in the front with them

[Sarah Brown @getDown_sbrown]

do u ever look at the moon & hope ur 15 crushes are looking too?

[Sarah Brown @getDown_sbrown]

@Aaron_Browntown i feel attacked as i am still on mom and dads plan 🥴

[Stewson @BaronVonStewson]

He reacted like the people in those David Blaine street magic videos

[Sarah Brown @getDown_sbrown]

@brit_marxx LOL i wanna see all the dumb people 😂 i was like why is this plant the only one not dying? and then i touched it and realized it’s because she ain’t real

[Sarah Brown @getDown_sbrown]

i have a college degree but i just realized ive been watering a fake plant religiously for 2 years

[Sarah Brown @getDown_sbrown]

im 27. TWENTY. SEVEN. a cougar in a normal state would be like wut 50? i hate it here lmao

[Sarah Brown @getDown_sbrown]

i got called a cougar this weekend so im now officially moving out of LA

[Sarah Brown @getDown_sbrown]

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[Sarah Brown @getDown_sbrown]

my apartment heater tried to kill me via carbon monoxide poisoning 2 weeks ago & i ruined my covid vaccine card this week. being an adult is way too hard i wanna opt out