Ryan Bowling

idk man I like what I like. dumb jokes

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Absolutely insane that this isn’t already illegal.

[palki 🌹 @themeasuredtake]

Trump: The files are up on our website.

Hasan: Checks website.

LMAOOOO

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Awesome thing to admit on camera on one of the largest podcasts in the world. Great stuff.

[Drew Levin @drewlevin]

Hello! Since you've quote-replied to a dozen of my tweets with this, I'll just quote this instead of replying to any single one of them. Here's what you did at 1x speed. For context, three of your four teammates reported you in this game.

The reason this was a 30 day ban is because this isn't your first time doing this kind of thing. Going back through the history: you did this exact thing on May 20th in game 5564350978, you hit the 0/6 into sell your entire inventory Yasuo combo on April 28th in game 5548923059, you did this on March 12 in game 5510891251, again on March 2nd in game 5504125689, and again on February 19th in game 5495208283.

If anything, we have been too willing to give you opportunities to reform. Feel free to quit. Your penalty is well placed and will not be lifted.

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Cuba has outlived Lindsey Graham

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.

[subscribe to the state of the league patreon @JoestarJokic]

this will be portrayed as based but ultimately the emerging pattern of players having to choose between the money they’re worth and the ability to build a team sucks when every owner is a quadrillionaire

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Developing: The Los Angeles Clippers-Toronto Raptors trade centered on Kawhi Leonard will not be complete until the NBA investigation into the Clippers is over. Statement from the Clippers to ESPN:

For the past 10 months, our organization has fully cooperated with an NBA investigation, participating in dozens of interviews, providing tens of thousands of documents, and facilitating access to our staff. While the process has been challenging, we have remained committed to transparency.

On June 30, we reached an agreement in principle to trade Kawhi Leonard to the Toronto Raptors. We have since been informed that the trade can only be finalized if the Raptors' ownership group assumes the risk of penalties related to Kawhi’s contract that could theoretically result from the ongoing investigation.  The investigation is ongoing, and we expect the trade to be finalized following its conclusion.

At the heart of this investigation are Joe Sanberg and Aspiration. We did not funnel money to Kawhi Leonard through Aspiration. Like many sophisticated investors, financial institutions, and business partners, we were victims of a fraud initiated by Sanberg, who has been convicted and sentenced to 14 years in prison.  

We recognize the uncertainty this has created and the impact it has had on our team, our fans, the Raptors organization, their fans, and the players whose futures remain affected while this process continues.

We remain confident that, when the facts are evaluated fairly and thoroughly, the NBA will confirm exactly what we have said from the beginning: We have not done what we are accused of doing.

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Mitch McConnell and Margaret Qualley are reportedly dating.

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

Heartbreaking hearing that the woman who Platner raped was hesitant to come forward because she agreed with his politics and didn’t want to damage The Movement. If you didn’t already realize, this sort of thing happens a lot more often than you hear about!

[peashooter @peebspeashooter]

Not having the fast Hispanic be David no wonder this game is ass

[sam 🫥💍🏆 @lbf_mas]

On stream with a racist, while on the phone with a point shaver WHILE BEING AN INVESTOR IN KALSHI 😭😭😭😭

[Katherine Krueger @kath_krueger]

metaphor is dead

[turbomander @turbomander]

hey. i'm the guy who puts all those single use scrolls in the dungeon for you to find. i know you havent used any of them yet. please use them. they only pay me if you use them. my family is starving i'm begging you to use the scrolls. please stop selling them for gold i beg you

[lea 🌿 @imahyperlover]

i love pirating and secondhand and emulating 😍

[Shirrako @ShirrakoGaming]

Welcome to Next Gen Gaming

-Digital Only
-$100 Games
-Subscription services
-$1000 Consoles
-No Backwards Compatibility with physical games
-Rent Digital Console Services
-Banning users for incorrect opinions and locking them out of paid games.
-AI Games
-Licence renewal fees

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

As George Washington intended.