Gethin Pistyll

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

Sigh. Ruben Amorim coached a win. It’s clear what he wants to do at this football club.

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

“They never gave in!”

Amorim should play this video to these players before EVERY training session.

Let them UNDERSTAND they play for Manchester United. https://t.co/IO39yLUYX6

[Football Talk @FootballTalkHQ]

🇨🇭 The Switzerland women’s national team (ranked 23rd in the world) lost 7-1 in a friendly match against Luzern’s U15 boys team 😳⚽️

[Gethin Pistyll @Geth32]

@zealy_io

Zaps

[UCHI ☝🏽 @UchiGang]

Didn't need this edit to be perfect. I just want people to feel what I just felt. What a different laying this track under this section of episode 19 makes

I'm convinced if this doesn't at least make you smile, you definitely missed out

This theme song is undeniable. And you bet your ass i'm gonna do this again when we get the dub version in a few months
#DragonBallDaima

[Man Utd Cymraeg 󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ManUtdCy]

Dagrau. Mae'n anhygoel. Peidiwch sacio'r rheolwr. #MUFC

[Pilib De Brún (Phil Brown) @Malachians]

I feel like i just shoplifted at Oxfam and got away with it

[Pete’s United Point Of View #MUFC @petesunitedPOV]

Seen a lot of people hailing this guy as the next coming of Jesus and talking about how he’d get United playing good football 🤣🤣🤣🤣

He went in to a well run club in Brighton who already had players suited to his style of football and had a great structure in place above him with a great recruitment team!

He did well with them last year and has done ok this year!

But ask yourself to you truly believe he has what it takes to make these bunch of cowards he’s gonna inherit who won’t run, won’t press, can’t pass, magically play beautiful football or is he also going to have to sacrifice his style and use sit deep counter attacking football to try and get a tune out of these useless wasters?

We need to trim the fat off the squad before we’re going to see good football it’s clear to anyone who has eyes, half a brain and a little patience!

Still stand by the fact that you could bring Pep or Klopp and they’d be thrown under the bus by this group of players in 2 seasons tops!

#GlazersOut

[(fan) Zaid ���🏼🇾🇪 @ZaidBalll]

I think I speak for every single Manchester United fan that we absolutely agree with you on this.

#GerrardIn

[Red Marrow (Meds) @RedMarrow_]

The hilarious bits I found from that Laurie Whitwell article:

•Ten Hag realised United had no dossier & shadow squads on potential signings and had to take matters into his own hands. A year's work was crammed into his first 3 months

•Ten Hag wanted a press-resistant midfielder like FDJ. United gave him Casemiro

•Ole valued Antony at £25m, Ajax wanted £60m, United ended up paying £86m

•Because United had no senior recruitment specialist, Ten Hag's agent Kees Vos had to work for Utd just to get deals over the line

•Only now in December Murtough has realised that Saudi clubs can be used to sell players. But that ship has already sailed because their squads are already full.

•The 3 clowns Woodward-Joel-Murtough effectively pushed SAF out

•SAF was just about to convince Bellingham in 2020 when Murtough swooped in & took over the meeting. It ended in a disaster.

•Murtough's desk is called 'The Black Hole' as projects disappeared when it reached him

•Even Ole wasn't aware of Amad's significant transfer fee until the deal was done

•Murtough was offered a job at Inter Miami. He leveraged it for the DoF role at Utd. Woodward fearing there'd be backlash, appointed Fletcher who was well-respected as Technical Director even though he had no idea about the role & was just earning his coaching badges at the point. All about public perception.

•When Arnold took charge, he approached Dan Ashworth to work under Murtough.🤣
Dan obviously said no.

[Pilib De Brún (Phil Brown) @Malachians]

Can someone tell @VirgilvDijk he's playing for a club who have finished behind Utd 3 times in the last 6 years despite Utd being on their knees.

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

Rival fans trying to mock Man Utd fans in 2023...

[Paul Manc Bald and Bred @MufcWonItAll2]

The Glazers paid £790m for Man United in 2005

Since then they put United in 1 Billion pounds worth of debt whilst taking over 1 Billion in dividends

Let the stadium and training groud fall apart and are now set to pocket £650m when the Ratcliffe deal goes through

Scumbags.

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

In 2000, referee Andy D’Urso awarded Middlesbrough a penalty at Old Trafford, the first given against Man United there for 6 years.

This is how the United players reacted...

[Emma @UTDEmma_]

Erik wanted Kane and Hojlund - we only got Hojlund

Erik wanted Frenkie De Jong - we got Casemiro

Erik wanted another CB - we got nothing

Erik wanted a wingback - we got Reguilon on loan

Erik wanted to sell the deadwood - they refused to leave

New manager = same cycle.

[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

Gary Neville on the issues at #mufc: "Are we going to keep blaming the kids in the class, or blame the head teacher?" [Sky]

[Sam Peoples @sampeoples_]

Hate doesn't cover it #GlazersOut

[WJay_UTD🔰 @WJay_UTD]

@bethTmufc People just don't get it, Beth

[Daniel Brown 𝕏 @Daniel_Brown_G]

10 powerful visuals about psychology and life:

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[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

🚨 #mufc have paid £900m in interest to the banks following the creation of debt since the takeover of the club. [@KieranMaguire]