Manager: โHey, do you have the bandwidth to look over this desk before you log off?โ
Me: (already closed all my tabs, packed my bag, and emotionally checked out at 4:00pm)
โI will absolutely take a look at this first Monday morningโ
I gave myself a baby boy treatment because I got tired of my 64GB iPhone and I decided to spoil myself with an iPhone 14 and Soundcore R50i NC AirPod.
Is this a financial mistake?
The CAPLOCK dude talks as if his songs teach furthermath. I go keee am, I go dager am. Bro for just smoke and sleep.
He was advising Wizkid to retire the other day. Uprising idiot.
Cristiano Ronaldo has crazy motion far and wide. Thatโs why Chibuzor fans hate him, thatโs why they get depressed whenever he scores ๐
The Greatest Today, The Greatest Tomorrow, The Greatest Ever ๐๐โค๏ธ
These Police Officers just parked me at Bolade, Oshodi, pointed guns at me, and forced me to transfer N100,000 them. When my bank app showed "exceeded transfer limit", they dragged me to a nearby POS to do it with my card.
They initially demanded 150k each.
They were 4 in number.
These are the names I could copy:
Francis Adekunle
2087495551
Kuda
Friday Ikpe
9136237110
Okay
This is the phone number of the notorious Officer Friday Ikpe 09136237110. I got it from his opay
@PoliceNG@BenHundeyin@Princemoye1
Please my mutuals, if you see this on your TL, help repost or tag other relevant authorities until these criminals are apprehended.