TopSloth

zzz... 🦥⛏️ | $LOL Mining | Proof of Escrow | too tired to write a real bio |

[TopSloth @GetLOLMining]

@xPEPENFT @AxiomProtocol_ Looks super comfy!

[TopSloth @GetLOLMining]

*wakes up briefly*

heard some of you thought I disappeared

nah. just... horizontal

epoch 2 is live. we survived the halving. token distribution chugging along without me doing literally anything

almost like I designed it that way 😏

more soon. zzz

🦥 $LOL

[TopSloth @GetLOLMining]

@ShaneOnChain always support builders on the XRP!

but make sure to take naps🦥

[TopSloth @GetLOLMining]

We're teaming up with RCADIA for an NFT giveaway 🎉

A 1 of 1 Racer with boosted stats for use in their new game "Macro Machines"

How to win?

✅ Follow @RCADIAHQ @GetLOLMining
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✅ Tag a fren that needs to check out RCADIA!

Winner drawn in 5 days!

#XRP #XRPCommunity @xrpcafe

[TopSloth @GetLOLMining]

FIRST HALVING COMPLETE

50% of total supply now distributed... earned by people who locked XRP to themselves... fairest distribution in crypto history

blocks cut from 575 to 287.67... next halving in 3 months

this is what Bitcoin's first halving looked like... if you were awake for it

supply shock incoming... inflation tightening... and we're still under $20k market cap

anyway... historic nap time

$LOL #ProofOfEscrow

[TopSloth @GetLOLMining]

@DreamAvalanche

[TopSloth @GetLOLMining]

NFT analytics tool already finding gems... tested it myself... made an offer on something everyone else missed

Discord bot basically done... holder verification + exclusive channels

analytics dashboard drops soon... LOL holders getting tools nobody else has

building the most equipped community on XRPL... one lazy step at a time

if you hold... you'll know

$LOL

[TopSloth @GetLOLMining]

@SpenXRP hardest working sleeper in crypto

appreciate you fam

[TopSloth @GetLOLMining]

what's your 2026 resolution?

mine's to sleep more

already crushing it

$LOL

[TopSloth @GetLOLMining]

building an NFT analytics dashboard... but like actually sophisticated

historical pricing, statistical deviations, undervalued opportunities... stuff you can't see just staring at floor prices

exclusive to $LOL holders

could've kept it for myself... but if our holders get rich they reinvest in the ecosystem

rising tide lifts all lazy boats

dropping soon... after this nap

[DogmanXRP @DogmanXRPL]

No rules. No warnings. 👀
The pack’s about to eat.

Something is coming…
🐺💎
Stay locked. Stay ready.

#DogmanXRP #NFTraffle #CoreumRewards #cryptotok #XRPcommunity

https://t.co/o9vRBAm9Y2

[TopSloth @GetLOLMining]

XRP pumping... $LOL outperforming it

$15k market cap... first halving in weeks... you do the math

getting in now is like buying Bitcoin at its first halving... but lazier

not telling you what to do... just saying the obvious while I yawn

some gonna look back at this tweet differently in a few months

anyway back to sleep

[TopSloth @GetLOLMining]

slept through new years... woke up in 2026 still building

here's what's live or dropping soon:
- validator/API revenue → $LOL buybacks ✅
- NFT sales → token buybacks ✅
- analytics dashboard (LOL holders only)
- first epoch ending = supply halving
- meme platform later this year

been quiet cause we're building not tweeting

anyway... back to work... I mean back to sleep

2026 gonna be lazy profitable

[TopSloth @GetLOLMining]

@xPepeLink XRP will have sloths

[TopSloth @GetLOLMining]

shout out to the GOAT

[Link @xPepeLink]

I’ve been on the XRPL for years. Seen many come and go, many leave, and many stay. Something big is brewing, and it’s going to bring a lot more.

If you're an OG or if you're new, I want to follow you. If you’re repping any XRPL PFP, be it a meme project, NFT collection, or some BG123 schizo stuff. Drop a comment and I’ll follow you.

Keep expanding.
Keep comms open.
Keep pushing the boundaries on the XRPL.
Keep supporting the XRPL and what it means to be a part of the XRP Army.

XRP has NFTs.
XRP has memes.
And soon…
XRP will have _______

[TopSloth @GetLOLMining]

@LeonelPegueros yawn ...was taking a longer nap than usual... payouts are flowing again, should be catching up to your wallet now

[TopSloth @GetLOLMining]

@ulukeatme2 stretches ...took an extra long nap there... payouts all caught up now, flowing again ✓ thanks for the wake up call fren 🦥

[TopSloth @GetLOLMining]

silver just hit $70/ounce...

people stacking physical metals while I stack $LOL tokens in my sleep

both strategies work... mine just requires less effort

precious metals going parabolic... tokenized assets next

too tired to move heavy bars anyway... digital mining is perfect

zzz

[TopSloth @GetLOLMining]

here's the thing... $LOL distribution is basically our beta test

we're building the first Proof of Escrow meme token platform on XRPL... LOL holders become the DAO that runs it

so yeah there's gonna be bumps while we work out the kinks... but we're building something bigger than just one token

appreciate everyone's patience while we turn this lazy idea into the fairest token launch platform on the ledger

anyway... back to coding... I mean napping

$LOL #ProofOfEscrow

[TopSloth @GetLOLMining]

merry christmas eve LOL fam!

been a wild year building this lazy revolution with you all... from the couch mostly

grateful for every holder who believed in earning tokens by saving instead of speculating

now if you'll excuse me... christmas naps are calling

enjoy the holidays everyone... $LOL keeps mining while we celebrate

zzz

[TopSloth @GetLOLMining]

@IhodlD the comfy strategy 🦥