Nic Hick 🚬⚡️🇺🇸

Dirty American hick here to get you blitzed on nic and masculinity. If you’re not old enough to buy nicotine, you ain’t old enough to talk to me, adults only

[Nic Hick 🚬⚡️🇺🇸 @GetNicced]

What 80% of a guy’s chore time involves

[Nic Hick 🚬⚡️🇺🇸 @GetNicced]

@SpoogeTube What’s the song brah?

[Nic Hick 🚬⚡️🇺🇸 @GetNicced]

Typical country boy activities

[Nic Hick 🚬⚡️🇺🇸 @GetNicced]

Cheering you on as you get your stinkhole slobbered on for the first time, buddy

[Nic Hick 🚬⚡️🇺🇸 @GetNicced]

“I know a spot,” and you get railed so hard you see stars

[Nic Hick 🚬⚡️🇺🇸 @GetNicced]

Bro is pleasuremaxxing fr

[Nic Hick 🚬⚡️🇺🇸 @GetNicced]

Cmere lil bro we can do both

[Nic Hick 🚬⚡️🇺🇸 @GetNicced]

Car breaks down on your girls trip and this is the garage you get towed to

[Nic Hick 🚬⚡️🇺🇸 @GetNicced]

And the same thing could happen to you, bro, get that thing out

[Nic Hick 🚬⚡️🇺🇸 @GetNicced]

tfw it’s Monday but you’re a man so you get to do whatever you want

[Nic Hick 🚬⚡️🇺🇸 @GetNicced]

Every guy should take some Hanes nudes and see how they turn out

[Nic Hick 🚬⚡️🇺🇸 @GetNicced]

Brah’s making his own gars into the ultra premium shit

[Nic Hick 🚬⚡️🇺🇸 @GetNicced]

Tarps off until further notice boys, it doesn’t matter what you’re doing, wet hot American summer is back early

[Nic Hick 🚬⚡️🇺🇸 @GetNicced]

Man in his element

[Nic Hick 🚬⚡️🇺🇸 @GetNicced]

Me when you talk to me about nicotine or other bro shit

[Nic Hick 🚬⚡️🇺🇸 @GetNicced]

Your sister’s date is way too early so you gotta entertain him

[Nic Hick 🚬⚡️🇺🇸 @GetNicced]

They heard squirt is mostly piss

[Nic Hick 🚬⚡️🇺🇸 @GetNicced]

@ILBAB_CEO Would you accept dump truck junk and garbage disposal gut that can handle anything?

[Nic Hick 🚬⚡️🇺🇸 @GetNicced]

All you need, buddy

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Quality bro time at the lake. Beer on board, shirts off... next will be all those shorts!

[Nic Hick 🚬⚡️🇺🇸 @GetNicced]

@ILBAB_CEO Here I come brah get ready buddy