Hayden McCloud

Knuckleballer-turned-C/3B for the MLR Fake KC Royals, #49. I'm probably on my other account right now.

''Don't think. It can only hurt the ball club.''

[Chelsea Parker @chelseabrooke]

What baseball fans ask for and what the sport needs: increased Minor League pay, blackout restrictions to end, and to market players properly.

What baseball fans get: Manfred x Barstool collab

[KC Royals @KCRoyalsMLR]

Nond's no-no and Buckland's pair of jacks highlight the Royals' Players' Weekend 5-0 shutout of Montreal! #KCRvsMTL

[Hayden McCloud @GetOffaMcCloud]

Proud of our win today @KCRoyalsMLR . Unfortunately, there are far more dreadful things going on.
Prayers for the nation right now. There's a lot to be done if we even want to come close to reconciliations.

[KC Royals @KCRoyalsMLR]

We've drafted LHP Bames Nond and SS/2B Egor Kucherov in the second round of the MLR Draft.
Welcome, new #BreadBruddahs!

[Hayden McCloud @GetOffaMcCloud]

Wow.
I was not expecting this at all.
Thanks to my awesome teammates and GM (and GM-by-coup) on the @KCRoyalsMLR for their support. Proud to be a part of this clubhouse.
Now let's keep breading. #GetBread

[KC Royals @KCRoyalsMLR]

From one side of the battery to the other, congratulations C/3B/2B Hayden McCloud (@GetOffaMcCloud) for being named AL MVP of Season 5!!!! #BreadyForWar

[Hayden McCloud @GetOffaMcCloud]

I love this team.

[KC Royals @KCRoyalsMLR]

90 minutes away from the MLR event of the year.
It all comes down to this.
Insert another cliche here.
Royals.
Dodgers.
Paper Cup.
Let's go.
#KCRvsLAD #LADvsKCR #MLR #PaperCup #GetBready

[KC Royals @KCRoyalsMLR]

WE'RE GOING TO THE PAPER CUP!!!!
Ackley with a dominant shutout as the Royals win 1-0!
#KCRvsNYY #EnterZandman

[KC Royals @KCRoyalsMLR]

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A WALK-OFF TWO-RUN BLAST FROM TEO JONES!!!!
ROYALS WIN 8-7!
WE'RE GOING TO THE ALCS!
#SEAvsKCR

[KC Royals @KCRoyalsMLR]

CENTRAL CHAMPS!
A 9-3 win plus a Cleveland loss clinches the division crown for the Royals!
#GetBready

[King Kaufman @king_kaufman]

"Take Me Out to the Ballgame," written in 1908, is a kind of feminist anthem about Katie Casey, who loves baseball and wants to go the game — which women didn't do then — rather than to "the show," where her boyfriend wants to take her.

In the verses, which you never hear.

[KC Royals @KCRoyalsMLR]

Bases loaded.
Two outs.
Tie score.
Bottom of the sixth.
A recipe for greatness.
The moment every ballplayer dreams of.
And Reynolds LIVES IT WITH A WALKOFF GRAND SLAM!!!!
ROYALS 5, WHITE SOX 1!!!!
#CWSvsKCR

[Nori Aru | Ura Irons @norimlr]

Nori_irl

[MLB Stats @MLBStats]

Bruce Bochy has managed from 1995-2019.

His current managerial record is 1995-2019. 😱

(via canigetawoop_woop on reddit)

[KC Royals @KCRoyalsMLR]

Ye find yeself in yon Session 2. Ye see the @FakeChiSox. What wouldst thou deau? #KCRvsCWS (or possibly #KCRvsCHW)

[KC Royals @KCRoyalsMLR]

IT'S OVER!
@LloydGrossMLRN WALKS IT OFF WITH A BASE ON BALLS! ROYALS WIN THE OPENER 9-8! #CLEvsKCR

[Hayden McCloud @GetOffaMcCloud]

@norimlr It's been an honor sharing a bullpen with you. Best of luck in LA - keep growing as a pitcher, teammate, and clubhouse leader. You'll do wonders out there.

[Nori Aru | Ura Irons @norimlr]

Goodbye Fake Kansas! It has been a honour and a privilege to represent such a team. After last seasons draft, I had given up on my fake baseball dream, I was going to help my father on his crab farm and live their for the rest of my days.

[Hayden McCloud @GetOffaMcCloud]

You've been a fantastic catcher - going to miss your presence behind the plate to catch my knucklers! Cleveland, you've got a fantastic GM in @brownson_carlos - best of luck (except when you're playing us)!

[KC Royals @KCRoyalsMLR]

Congratulations to @brownson_carlos for being named the new General Manager of the @IndiansMlr. Thanks for your contributions on the field and in the clubhouse (and for the Jet Lag Sufferers) this season - you'll be missed! See you on the diamond!

[KC Royals @KCRoyalsMLR]

M!
V!
P!
Rob Patterson has been named American League MVP!!!!!
#MLRAwards