𝘎𝘶𝘺 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴

Business is forever.

(NOT AFFILIATED WITH PIEMATIONS. NO ONE WEIRD INTERACT WITH ME! DRIVE IS DONE.)

[𝘎𝘶𝘺 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @GetOffMyBuildin]

GET THE HELL OFF MY PARODY TWITTER!!!

[𝘎𝘶𝘺 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @GetOffMyBuildin]

HEY! DICKHEAD! DON’T TRY ANYTHING FUNNY WITH MY TOWER!

[💫— 𝓑𝓔𝓔𝓡𝓤𝓢 —🪐 @D3str0yerG0d]

"Huh."

"This building must mean a lot to you if you care about people climbing it this much."

"It would be a shame if it fell."

[𝘎𝘶𝘺 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @GetOffMyBuildin]

Um. Just climb my tower on weekends, please…?

[💫— 𝓑𝓔𝓔𝓡𝓤𝓢 —🪐 @D3str0yerG0d]

"Well?"

"I’m waiting."

[𝘎𝘶𝘺 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @GetOffMyBuildin]

@VSS_CO YES!

[𝘎𝘶𝘺 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @GetOffMyBuildin]

You’re FUCKING FIRED!

[Vertiburg Sanitation Supply @VSS_CO]

Guy Business is gay for suction cup man I saw them kissing trust me.

source: me

[𝘎𝘶𝘺 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @GetOffMyBuildin]

What. The. Fuck.

[💫— 𝓑𝓔𝓔𝓡𝓤𝓢 —🪐 @D3str0yerG0d]

"Hm. I’d like to see you make me."

[𝘎𝘶𝘺 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @GetOffMyBuildin]

@Gruesome1464 … PROMISE. PROMISE ME. Promise me that you’ll buy my cleaning products when I let you climb my tower once.

[𝘎𝘶𝘺 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @GetOffMyBuildin]

Wow. So much followers. Now can you guys buy my cleaning products?

[𝘎𝘶𝘺 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @GetOffMyBuildin]

@krv_meowzz Then why reply. Dick.

[𝘎𝘶𝘺 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @GetOffMyBuildin]

Fuck it…

This CONTRACTION I recently whipped up is the ANTI-SUCTION-CUP-CLEANER! Now, it only says it’s for Suction Cups, but… IT WORKS FOR ANY CLIMBING-GRADE ITEM! And it makes my windows clean. AND it’s almost eco-friendly. ANDDD… It only costs $14.99! Isn’t that neat?

[Fenrir @MewFenrir]

It’s not a product.
Although I’m not telling you where to find fi-
wait…
why *would* I tell you that, exactly?

//forgor quote mb
https://t.co/O7Zl4bqRpF

[𝘎𝘶𝘺 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @GetOffMyBuildin]

@VSS_CO Jesus Christ… GIVE ME A HINT! Just… DAMMIT! WHOEVER SAID THIS, YOU’RE FIRED!!!

[𝘎𝘶𝘺 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @GetOffMyBuildin]

HEY! I’m doing petitions for THREE roof-top-snipers to guard the tower on weekdays AND weekends! I’ll make sure you get paid $75 an hour. Below, reply to this saying how good are you are with guns, how dedicated you are to this, AND… What would you do if Suction Cup Man comes.

[𝘎𝘶𝘺 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @GetOffMyBuildin]

… That’s a smart-ass idea.

[𝘎𝘶𝘺 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @GetOffMyBuildin]

… That’s a smart-ass idea.

[Sonnet 🪠☀️♥️ ~ succ shin cup man ♥️ @weahoggu]

@Johnathaneralt he should just hire rooftop snipers

[𝘎𝘶𝘺 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @GetOffMyBuildin]

No, no… Tell me what “BURN” is and where I can find it… I need to get you off of my tower. Stat.

[Fenrir @MewFenrir]

@GetOffMyBuildin I guess not.
what could possibly be in that water gun then, if not that dreaded status effect?

[𝘎𝘶𝘺 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @GetOffMyBuildin]

Filled it up with what…?

[Fenrir @MewFenrir]

@GetOffMyBuildin Let me guess, you filled it with Burn?

[DEADPOOL!!! @MercwithaMerc3]

(Open Interaction Bait! 🤗)

I SHOOT YOUR MUSE IN THE HEART FATALLY WITH THE GUN THAT BIPASSES ALL POWERS AND ABILITIES AND RIPS THROUGH THINGS AT A CONCEPTUAL LEVEL YOU DIE INSTANTLY THE END.

[𝘎𝘶𝘺 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @GetOffMyBuildin]

Get the FUCK off of my tower before I spray you with a new product I whipped up that’ll make you FALL TO YOUR DEATH!

[Fenrir @MewFenrir]

@GetOffMyBuildin Because I can, and also timezones

[𝘎𝘶𝘺 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @GetOffMyBuildin]

You know… I could literally move there right now, but, my business matters. Business ALWAYS matters! As the CEO, I take NO breaks! That’s only for the weekends.

[𝘎𝘶𝘺 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @GetOffMyBuildin]

I have a private resort that has a private tower.

[𝘎𝘶𝘺 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @GetOffMyBuildin]

So… Out of all of the other places you could literally assert your fucking dominance in… You decide to come to THIS tower. THIS. SPECIFIC. TOWER… WHY?! Just… WHY?!

[Marvin The Martian (CEO OF ACME) @Tuned_Martian]

"Of course, earthling. I am from the objectively superior planet, Mars!

[𝘎𝘶𝘺 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @GetOffMyBuildin]

@Tuned_Martian backgrounds are in my drive if you need em

[𝘎𝘶𝘺 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @GetOffMyBuildin]

So let me get this straight. You consider Tuesday as apart of the weekend BECAUSE…?

[Fenrir @MewFenrir]

@GetOffMyBuildin I consider Tuesday as a weekend, Business.

[𝘎𝘶𝘺 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 @GetOffMyBuildin]

In the name of MARS?! What kind of BULLSHIT are you saying right now?!

[Marvin The Martian (CEO OF ACME) @Tuned_Martian]

"I claim this tower in the name of Mars..."

"..Oh dear."