Michael

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[Michael @Getoffside]

If Poch didn’t like how Chelsea was run, he’ll HATE how they do things at United.

[Michael @Getoffside]

@MadMontana Fake quote 😂😉😘

[Michael @Getoffside]

@Glyn1980 Nice one pal! Will take a look cheers 👍🏻

[Michael @Getoffside]

Anyone recommend a good DHGate store that I can purchase a kids Chelsea kit from and have it turn up quite quickly (UK delivery, not China) - kit has to look decent too

[Michael @Getoffside]

@CharlieP2304 @abbieechels That’s fair enough. What’s the one you use Charlie mate?

[Michael @Getoffside]

@roo1625 Thanks Andrew! I’ll take a look! I messed up an order and need a replacement quickly 😬

[Michael @Getoffside]

I’d hook that fucking useless liability at half time. Absolute danger.

[Michael @Getoffside]

Been out all day in this horrible weather and now I’m…

[Michael @Getoffside]

The annoying thing is that together they’ll win the next GE, but they’re too stubborn and ignorant to do it. If they give a shit as much as they say they do, they’d pull their heads out their own arses and do it. If they don’t, Labour win. Again.

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨BREAKING: RESTORE BRITAIN BEATS REFORM UK IN NATIONWIDE POLL FOR THE FIRST TIME

BMG polling - "Which political parties would you consider voting for at the next election"

Labour - 32.5%
Restore Britain - 29.6%
Reform UK - 29.5%

[Michael @Getoffside]

Some days you’re the bird.

Some days you’re the worm.

[Michael @Getoffside]

I think Chelsea will still sign a CM before the window shuts. If I just made £125m, I wouldn’t be shouting from the rooftops that I’m looking to buy - otherwise teams will hike prices up. But if I brief that I’m not looking now, then might get a better deal. Not stressing… yet😂

[Michael @Getoffside]

I think Chelsea will still sign a CM before the window shuts. If I just made £125m, I wouldn’t be shouting from the rooftops that I’m looking to buy - otherwise teams will hike prices up. But if I brief that I’m not looking now, then might get a better deal. Not stressing… yet😂

[Michael @Getoffside]

What a waste of people’s £££ Bargain Hunt is! Make a loss 95% of the time & experts have about as much clue as contestants.

“Great, £2 profit - you can take it home with you! Don’t spend it at once!”

“Oh you lost £156! Silly sausages! Don’t worry, it’s only cunt public’s £££!”

[Michael @Getoffside]

I’ll have the fillet o fuhrer with nazirella dippers please

[margo 🎱🍒🍾 @margothefriend]

at the fascist mcdonald's if anyone wants anything

[Bʀᴏᴡɴ @DoctourBrown]

Xabi Alonso after his second training with Nicolas Jackson 😭😭😭

[Michael @Getoffside]

If you give a shit about a pre-season result, you need to have a serious word with yourself 👍🏻

[Michael @Getoffside]

Fabrizio: “… yeah, I echo what Ornstein said…”

[Michael @Getoffside]

Didn’t realise he left.

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 Roberto Mancini is the heavy favourite to become the new Italy head coach after Andrea Pirlo's appointment fell through.

(Source: @DiMarzio)