⤷ ゛𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗣𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗗 — , ˎˊ˗

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀— 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙎𝙀𝘾𝙊𝙉𝘿 𝙎𝙊𝙉.

[⤷ ゛𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗣𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗗 — , ˎˊ˗ @GETST0NED]

➷

𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗜 𝘀𝗮𝘄 𝗚𝗼𝗱 𝙘𝙧𝙮 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲
𝗿𝗲𝗳𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝘆 𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙚𝙨,

𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀
𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝙣𝙤 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙚.

[⤷ ゛𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗣𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗗 — , ˎˊ˗ @GETST0NED]

// manifesting canonically bi abel

[⤷ ゛𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗣𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗗 — , ˎˊ˗ @GETST0NED]

@RAWRRAVERR well i mean yeah absolutely there's no question about that,

[⤷ ゛𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗣𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗗 — , ˎˊ˗ @GETST0NED]

[ ooc ]

dad and my girlfriend are fighting

[⤷ ゛𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗣𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗗 — , ˎˊ˗ @GETST0NED]

. . .

Give him a second. His brain is catching up. Slowly.

"What . . – who . . ? ?"

He can't even recognize Adam, eyebrows furrowed.

[·✶·- ! ᴛʜᴇ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ! - ·✶· @Adam_Protector]

@GETST0NED

“ 𝚆𝙷𝚈 do
YOU look like
that ! ? The
fuck— happened to
all of your fancy attire ? “

[⤷ ゛𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗣𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗗 — , ˎˊ˗ @GETST0NED]

betraying how excited he is. ]

[⤷ ゛𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗣𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗗 — , ˎˊ˗ @GETST0NED]

[ 'Amélie'. He'll be remembering that name for a WHILE. All too eagerly he jumps at the idea of being useful. ]

– ABEL! I'm Abel, that's me! I know this place like the back of my hand, so you came to the right guy!

[ His hand is immediately offered, crooked smile

[𝓒𝐋𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝓒𝐀𝐓 .ᐟ @sinssparked]

Ah . .

[ Messing with the past . . ? Better not to leave her name at the scene of the crime. ]

Honored to make your acquaintance. Please, call me Amélie. Will you show me around, mister….?

[⤷ ゛𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗣𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗗 — , ˎˊ˗ @GETST0NED]

suddenly i want a wife

[⤷ ゛𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗣𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗗 — , ˎˊ˗ @GETST0NED]

Hah – ! Wow!

[ That's certainly a brand new feeling, cheeks flushing as he's guided to look down at the prettiest thing he's ever seen. ]

No, not – not scary at all! We have plenty of fun here, all the time! I – sorry, what's your name, ma'am?

[𝓒𝐋𝐄𝐕���𝐑 𝓒𝐀𝐓 .ᐟ @sinssparked]

Aren’t you kind.

[ Guiding him into looking down, claws gently brushing against his chin. ]

I mean no harm. I just want to have a little fun. That’s not so scary, is it?

[⤷ ゛𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗣𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗗 — , ˎˊ˗ @GETST0NED]

let it grow let it grow

[𝓒𝐋𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝓒𝐀𝐓 .ᐟ @sinssparked]

Brothers planting the lollipop tree

[⤷ ゛𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗣𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗗 — , ˎˊ˗ @GETST0NED]

Unaware of the watcher, Abel begins to hum, free hand patting out a rhythm on his legs.

"Should probably rotate soon," mutter, mutter, "fresher grass . . "

[¢𐀴̶υѕє ι αιη’т ησтнιηg вυт 𐀴̶ @NASTYDXG]

Staring.

Staring HARD.

What’s he supposed to do about this —

[⤷ ゛𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗣𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗗 — , ˎˊ˗ @GETST0NED]

Are they all this sticky? What's 'chocolate' and 'caramel'? Can we grow it?

[⤷ ゛𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗣𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗗 — , ˎˊ˗ @GETST0NED]

[ It's sticky, but not in an unpleasant way. Sort of like the texture of a date, though wildly different in flavor. He really, REALLY likes it. ]

Different candies, [ he mumbles, obviously in awe. ]

[—𝙈𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙨 @terrorofconqst]

(And then they light up at his reaction. Good. Now they're just fucking up the timeline)

Not all but some. Different candies have different tastes. What ya just had was plain ol' chocolate an' caramel.

[⤷ ゛𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗣𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗗 — , ˎˊ˗ @GETST0NED]

[ Gulp. Clutching his crook a little tighter, before slowly shaking his head. ]

No, I . . I won't. So long as you're not here to hurt us . . ?

[���𝐋𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝓒𝐀𝐓 .ᐟ @sinssparked]

No, I am most certainly not. You won’t get me in trouble and tell, though, surely?

[⤷ ゛𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗣𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗗 — , ˎˊ˗ @GETST0NED]

// and if i said temptation runs in the family.

[⤷ ゛𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗣𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗗 — , ˎˊ˗ @GETST0NED]

// abel is dog coded because he simply is but also because he'd be a herding dog. a herding dog and his flock of sheep. thank you

[⤷ ゛𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗣𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗗 — , ˎˊ˗ @GETST0NED]

@terrorofconqst mortis is awesome mortis can call people whatever mortis wants

[⤷ ゛𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗣𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗗 — , ˎˊ˗ @GETST0NED]

! ! !

[—𝙈𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙨 @terrorofconqst]

(Holds out a bag of candy)

[⤷ ゛𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗣𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗗 — , ˎˊ˗ @GETST0NED]

entire world just changed

[⤷ ゛𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗣𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗗 — , ˎˊ˗ @GETST0NED]

[ pulling out a piece, abel throws it in his mouth. and he freezes, eyes going wide. ]

. . OH! [ the smile that breaks out is wide and excited, eyes darting towards mortis. ] candy is AWESOME. does all candy taste like this ? !

[⤷ ゛𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗣𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗗 — , ˎˊ˗ @GETST0NED]

[ hands reach up, quickly snagging the bag from the air. with an aura of caution, he carefully opens it, sniffing the contents. ]

. . huh. smells nice.

[—𝙈𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙨 @terrorofconqst]

It's fine. Called candy. Try some.

(Tossing the bag to him, grinning)