Tuckered

Satire, fiction and bile.

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#OprahMeghanHarry

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Pontins have apologised profusely for vetting surnames. Now they just ask potential customers "D'ya like dags?" before processing payments.

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During the great plague, if someone was found suffering with symptoms their whole household was locked in and guarded. A red 'X' was painted on the door and no one was allowed in or out.

Unless they needed to nip to B&Ms.

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Fuckinell it's Diana all over again.

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Missing Trump's Tweets? Simply persuade a dyslexic baboon to translate Mein Kampf using its own excrement.

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@domjoly

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@elonmusk You could give a £1 million to a single parent I'm the UK for shits, giggles and booze.

https://t.co/QsLu5HPgJt

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Dear Twitter,

Your permanent banning of Donald Trump is commendable, although I can't help thinking we'd be living on a much nicer planet if you had deplatformed the toxic twat, and other cunts of his ilk 4 fucking years ago.

Love T.

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The preview for the next season of America looks epic.

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If you're a well to do middle class person bemoaning the fact that you're forced to home educate your precious little cherub and are of the opinion that "people who can't afford to feed their kids shouldn't have them, simples" then I've got some fucking news for you.

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Ever look at other people's Christmas dinners and contemplate phoning Child Line?

[Sue Perkins 💙 @sueperkins]

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Wait til he hears about you letting children go hungry...

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Thank god for Chris Grayling preparing us for this by putting all those trucks in a car park last year so we'd know exactly what a fucking traffic jam looks like.

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Tier 10 is a locked isolation chamber with only Barbie Girl and Mrs. Brown's Boy on repeat for entertainment.

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@DeborahMeaden @BorisJohnson

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@domjoly

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@domjoly

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https://t.co/qXxx9JN20L

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@JonathanPieNews