Luke Gettys

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All that matters is I’m proud of me

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@TheAlexEngstrom @Stugotz790 I think they asked him how he was doing at the beginning of the segment and it lasted like 30 minutes no interruptions 🤣

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Just because you cut the muffler off of your car and made it annoyingly loud doesn’t mean you made it faster..

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Dude that neon pink light strip on the bottom of your Hyundai Veloster is sick..

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DoorDash shouldn’t allow people to order food without leaving a tip

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She came with a warning but I didn’t mind..

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I gotta get some new friends

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I love flashing my lights at people to let them know there’s a cop ahead when there’s actually no cop..

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It’s so funny when Theo Von says “we had a guy” like his whole town was just a football team..

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Is there anything better than seeing your ex’s mugshot?

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It’s always the ones closest to you who stab you in the back

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@FightBatch There’s a difference in whooping your kid and physical and mental child abuse, also cussing in front of your child like that? I wonder where he learned the disrespect he showed his teachers..

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What goes around comes around

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@zennim30 @tjh1979 @_abuqusay @wojespn Hitting someone in the face for no reason is assault, if a regular person does that he’d be arrested and put in jail..

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Why do 4’s think they deserve a 10 nowadays lol

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I guess it takes not hearing from any of your friends on your birthday to realize you don’t have any..

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@crankygameplays @InternetH0F Bro picks up the NFL package on those ears..

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You ruined damn near everything I love

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Old people will be looking for a charger when their phone’s on 97%

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@Social_MediaPI @iluminatibot Running With the Devil: The Wild World of John McAfee..