Whitney Carroll

[Whitney Carroll @getWHITme]

Just made a Carly Rae Jepsen reference in my bio lab report about cricket mating patterns. So yeah, there's that.

[Whitney Carroll @getWHITme]

Today I received a follow request from an Arabian cat account on Instagram. I have never been more simultaneously pleased yet concerned.

[Whitney Carroll @getWHITme]

the ultimate test of self-control: not freaking out when cute boy tells you he thinks the "runner watch" on girls is a turn-on

[Whitney Carroll @getWHITme]

@snackbun the silence will be golden. Milk and pickles is my fave combo too!!

[Whitney Carroll @getWHITme]

@Drew_Broughton a great day and event better peeps 🙃 can't wait to celebrate with you soon!

[Whitney Carroll @getWHITme]

@allylanghans I look like this when I'm stressed too

[Whitney Carroll @getWHITme]

Tonight I fell in love with truffle oil waffle fries and in a few hours I get to witness the Perseid meteor shower. This life is too grand.

[T @tylerthecreator]

HEY, ENJOY RIGHT NOW

[Whitney Carroll @getWHITme]

@Un_Vailed "expect gin, juice, and exquisite presentation" - @theskimm

[Whitney Carroll @getWHITme]

Just overheard a guy congratulate the pizza delivery man on his new house.

How often must one order pizza to obtain such a relationship? 🤔

[chad veal @veal_chad]

Everyone in Indiana right now

[Whitney Carroll @getWHITme]

when your shampoo even mocks you 😕

[Whitney Carroll @getWHITme]

@KhloeSmall is that bun TSA approved?

[Whitney Carroll @getWHITme]

@kapri94 I had to have inherited my humor from somewhere 🙃

[Whitney Carroll @getWHITme]

I just really want to be friends with the guy who puts the red stickers on the noses of the deer signs to turn them into reindeer

[FOX59 News @FOX59]

An @IUBloomington student raised thousands for @RileyChildrens while biking over 100 miles: https://t.co/nsneKvoJ3Q

[Whitney Carroll @getWHITme]

@Drew_Broughton I'll just steal your bid from @bekahsharp 🙃

[Whitney Carroll @getWHITme]

@a_pieceof_chip I'm different, yeah I'm different

[Whitney Carroll @getWHITme]

@Cwick_Thomp30 @Drew_Broughton frat and hard or hardly frat amirite???

[Whitney Carroll @getWHITme]

I'm a firm believer that a killer pair of socks or underwear can make a good day a great one.

[Whitney Carroll @getWHITme]

I still cringe about the fact that on my very first date I ordered an entire rack of ribs