The Bio-Exorcist

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[The Bio-Exorcist @GeuseIsLoose]

𝕃𝕖𝕥'𝕤 𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕟 𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕛𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕖
𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕤𝕖𝕖 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕤𝕙𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕤 𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕤𝕖

[The Bio-Exorcist @GeuseIsLoose]

@UNUSUALPSYCHIC “Yeah, alright.” He nodded at his own idea being received, “On /one/ condition.”

[The Bio-Exorcist @GeuseIsLoose]

@afterlifegloom “You’re a little spry for a dead guy. You got business here?” He’s not above looking the other way, given his own business, but there’s also a matter of publicity and safety.

[The Bio-Exorcist @GeuseIsLoose]

Passing @afterlifegloom at a Netherworld door as he’s on his way to a job.

“Hold up? Where’d you think you’re goin with that much air in your lungs, breather?”

[The Bio-Exorcist @GeuseIsLoose]

@STAPLETRAGEDY “Is it?”

There’s a scream from the upstairs.

“Damn birds. They get them a lot. So what’s a gal like you doing in a graveyard this time of day anyway? Ain’t exactly a walk in the park”

[The Bio-Exorcist @GeuseIsLoose]

Amanti Condannati - Finché la Morte non Bramerà

With @STAPLETRAGEDY

Betelgeuse looked up from the mass grave as the narration faded to English again. He shook off the gaze of the unnaturally beautiful woman looking down on him.

“Sorry- is this, uh…” he nudged the stuff he>>

[️️ ️️️️️️️️️ 𝓀𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑛. ( young event ) @withherwine]

/ MONICA SINGING IS SOMETHING I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED GOODBYE IM DEAD GONE DECEASED https://t.co/tQzFHIPbZk

[The Bio-Exorcist @GeuseIsLoose]

@STAPLETRAGEDY

[۟ @godsfell]

our ’almost’ will always haunt me.

[The Bio-Exorcist @GeuseIsLoose]

@STAPLETRAGEDY “A few times.”

There’s no ordering. A woman with a stained apron comes by with two mugs of ale and two steaming hot pies.

“You haven’t? It’s been real happening lately.”

[Grin & Tonic @KestrelToni]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaasferatu.

[The Bio-Exorcist @GeuseIsLoose]

Such a bummer that Éponine had to die a virgin.

[The Bio-Exorcist @GeuseIsLoose]

💚)) sorry but Les Mis is playing at work and I have to make maybe the worst Betelgeuse tweet ever.

[The Bio-Exorcist @GeuseIsLoose]

@STAPLETRAGEDY The ‘great place’ happened to be the worst pie shop in London. He opened the door for her; the interior was warmly lit, and there was enough business that it took them a moment to find a table.

“Good place for a trim too, or so I hear. I been lettin’ it grow out a little.”

[The Bio-Exorcist @GeuseIsLoose]

@STAPLETRAGEDY Careful whatcha wish for, babes~

[The Bio-Exorcist @GeuseIsLoose]

@STAPLETRAGEDY Would you like there to be?

[The Bio-Exorcist @GeuseIsLoose]

@STAPLETRAGEDY You sounded like.. You sure you don’t have nothin’ lodged in your throat?

[The Bio-Exorcist @GeuseIsLoose]

@STAPLETRAGEDY Gesundheit? [offering her a handkerchief with no less than 9 unidentified stains ]

You sound like you’ve got something in your throat.

[The Bio-Exorcist @GeuseIsLoose]

Skill issue

[The Bio-Exorcist @GeuseIsLoose]

Ha! You mean, they didn’t fall apart without ya?

[️️ ️️️️️️️️️ 𝓀𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑛. ( young event ) @withherwine]

the soul sucking cult that i was part of .

[The Bio-Exorcist @GeuseIsLoose]

She’s still got it 🥵

[The Bio-Exorcist @GeuseIsLoose]

Hilarious

[テス @tesu777UR]

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