Robert J. Gevers

𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔯𝔬𝔯... 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔯𝔬𝔯 . . . . . My profile pictures are only partially reflective of who I am...

[Robert J. Gevers @GeversRobert]

@mynameisfrex *tests positive*
Me: 😁
COVID-19: sorry but, well, I see you as more of a friend.

[Robert J. Gevers @GeversRobert]

#StrangerThings4XboxSweepstakes

[XBOX @XBOX]

Something strange has been recovered from the Upside Down.

Follow and RT with #StrangerThings4XboxSweepstakes for a chance to win a @Stranger_Things Xbox Series S and celebrate the launch of season 4.

Age 18+. Ends 6/9/22. Rules: https://t.co/qzg2n59ocp

[karl hess @karlhess]

can’t believe wearing masks when we walked in and then taking them off when we sat down didn’t work

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Going to therapy
- Expensive
- Hard work
- Have to talk to a person

Saying “Okie dokie, artichokie”
- Free
- Requires zero self-reflection
- Eventually people will stop trying to talk to you entirely

[HARD FACTOR @HardFactorNews]

Good morning

[bummer without b @bummer_no_b]

The contestants on Jeopardy are rarely, if ever, in any real danger. Misleading name.

[Joy Way — VR Games Devs @JoyWayVR]

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[Hot Girl Mess™️ @olarvia]

Can we go back into lockdown? I’ve spent more money in the last 3 weeks than I did all of 2020

[Ozempic Santa :( @chelounger]

I'm always confusing the names of various ominous organizations so I made a handy chart to keep track

[Sar Haribhakti @sarthakgh]

It’s a compelling cold pitch for sure

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Only 1 answer

[Robert J. Gevers @GeversRobert]

@shahedkhan A legend

[Stuart Feiner @StuartFeiner]

This could be the greatest thing ever recorded. https://t.co/lyg2LktW6G

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

It would appear I have fucked up.

[MALIK. @maliktheoracle]

“Seeing Bill and Melinda Gates not Excel at their relationship has me like “Word?” I wish our Windows weren’t closed but you made it a PowerPoint to stay away. Here’s hoping your future has a better Outlook.”

[Mark Walker @RepMarkWalker]

"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help." - President Ronald Reagan