@ChipotleTweets you guys are are literally insane. You wouldnโt fix my order after I showed them this. This is the WORST service and staff I ever felt with.
Woman next to us on vacay: โcan I get a pain in the assโ (a drink)
Alex to lady: โI got one right here for youโ *puts arm around me*
-bitch- ๐
Alex: Awh that guys license plate is โBen soloโ poor guy
Me: alex thatโs like Han Solo in Star Wars, heโs not gonna or on his license plate heโs single
Alex: that makes more sense
This girl cracks me up everyday ๐๐
Me: what kind of macaroons do you like to get from the bakery?
Alex: red, green, and yellow
Me: great Fucking flavor description alex. Iโll take blue
No matter how many times i play it in my head people donโt change. They just put on an act until they go back to their old ways. I finally accepted it. โ๐ฝ
Alex: look at the sweet treehouse dude
Me: Alex thatโs a deer stand for hunting
Alex: they were selling it with swingsets, very misleading
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