Gexuma

She/her | Anti-road | my wife... @ComradeAshenov 💜💍

[Gexuma @Gexuma1]

I'm finally launching video editing commissions!
For more details: https://t.co/s0DDRHI4o2
Feel free to ask in the replies if you want any more info!
Here's the link to the commission page too! https://t.co/kl1zoPPYCM

[Gexuma @Gexuma1]

@ComradeAshenov I like cheddar, personally! 🐭 🧀

[ashenov @ComradeAshenov]

Wife wore a leather jacket over her sailor uniform yesterday...

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This girl attempted one of the races in Forza Horizon 6 and came seventh. I tried the same race and won easily. She's just mad I'm faster than her.

[ashenov @ComradeAshenov]

Watching the wife play Forza Horizon 6 and she will NOT brake most of the time.
She just wants to "go fast" and doesn't care if she slams on the corners at every turn.
This girl drives us everywhere in real life.
I didn't know she had this side...
Scary...

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The other day, my wife was groping my shark, thinking it was my boob. More recently, she groped its tail thinking it was... Something else. She's so useless (ToT)

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@isetweret @objectifymales Lobbying from the vending machine industry. I'm serious.

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@makoartoria @ComradeAshenov 1. I'm hers!! I'm not for sale!
2. WHY ARE YOU ASKING FOR ME WHEN SHE COOKED THAT

[ashenov @ComradeAshenov]

Aftermath:

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@TheReturnOfMymy @ComradeAshenov You're American

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@kastastrophe34 @callieprime @ComradeAshenov I cannot believe I have now been detransed by a random Twitter user

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I often get overwhelmed by everything going in my life, panic, and want to cry. But then I see my wife here, safe, napping on my bed, and I know everything will be okay.

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@euphybird @ComradeAshenov https://t.co/pQUytBB3Tn

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@TheNC64 @ComradeAshenov

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Update: I have been too busy kissing her to tweet anything

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In only a couple days, the love of my life will be here living with me. It's so amazing, I can hardly believe it's real. I'm going to kiss her so much.

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@LeottieO @ComradeAshenov @KikuriArmpitSex It's not the law here. It's a store policy.

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@Binkje4 @ComradeAshenov We live in New Zealand, but I really like Belgian beer

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@UncleLeftShark She will learn the many Kiwi ways

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In only a couple days, the love of my life will be here living with me. It's so amazing, I can hardly believe it's real. I'm going to kiss her so much.

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I don't need alcohol to get drunk, since my wife is intoxicating enough. Soon I'll be able to drink as much of her as I like💕I can't wait for her to be here...

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@luuny69420 I live in New Zealand! One of very few places where it's completely legal without a licence.

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I've just tried my first batch of my own homebrewed beer, and soon I'll be distilling bourbon. I will take care of my wife very well by providing infinite alcohol (✿◡‿◡)