Gods of Tribbles

We are the gods of all that is Tribble. Though shalt worship our #FurryBalls ways.

[Gods of Tribbles @GFBITS]

No, no, no. The Trouble With Edward is heresy! #Tribbles were created by us from The Source, aka the divine munchies; you were not created by some Starfleet idiot!

[The Tribbles @TheTribbles]

Everyone needs to stop hating on The Trouble With Edward and just embrace the fact that we are more closely related to our beloved humans than you previously imagined. Thank @GFBITS for giving us an origins story @startrekcbs! #tribbles

[Gods of Tribbles @GFBITS]

Well, thank’s be. We were starting to worry about our beloved children.

[The Tribbles @TheTribbles]

We’re not dead. We’ve just been busy eating and making more of us! https://t.co/90mEWhVRaI

[The Tribbles @TheTribbles]

Hallelujah! There be a tribbles cameo in #StarTrekDiscovery! Praised be the @GFBITS!
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https://t.co/BebBflMdzT

[The Tribbles @TheTribbles]

Our gods, the @GFBITS, are coming, and they've got a theme song: http://t.co/EYvtFMqylh Happy #4thofJuly!

[The Tribbles @TheTribbles]

Rumor has it that our gods, the Great Furry Balls in the Sky, will reveal themselves across the USA next weekend. We're giddy! @GFBITS

[Gods of Tribbles @GFBITS]

GFBITS, #GFBITS in the sky! Watch: http://t.co/xk1AlkgHJ3

[Gods of Tribbles @GFBITS]

The lords work in mysterious ways. Us? We're just happy for a good meal.

[Gods of Tribbles @GFBITS]

Tis better to be fecund than to be hungry.

[The Tribbles @TheTribbles]

We purr songs of praise to the @GFBITS and The Sisko while we spit curses upon those beastly Klingons.

[The Tribbles @TheTribbles]

I've got a @GFBITS on my head! RT @StarTrek: Caption This! http://t.co/9XxTMOFBac

[Gods of Tribbles @GFBITS]

Damn right we do! RT @TheTribbles: Any faith that demands fasting is no faith for us. The @GFBITS demand that we be gluttonous and fecund.

[Gods of Tribbles @GFBITS]

Though shalt know our fecundity

[Gods of Tribbles @GFBITS]

Greetings to the new pope: a man whose glittery wardrobe & #FurryBalls are only outshone by our own.

[Gods of Tribbles @GFBITS]

Did you see us over the US East Coast this evening? #ShootingStar #AllWillBeRevealed

[Gods of Tribbles @GFBITS]

A hurricane is when the Gods take a giant piss on the planet. #Sandy

[Gods of Tribbles @GFBITS]

And you shall know our fecundity.

[Gods of Tribbles @GFBITS]

You all may be children of the same God, but we are many gods & we are hungry. #Debates

[Gods of Tribbles @GFBITS]

Since many of you will pray over foot balls today, while you are at it how about saying a prayer over us; The great #FurryBalls in the Sky

[Gods of Tribbles @GFBITS]

And you shall know our love, our appetite & of course our fecundity.

[Gods of Tribbles @GFBITS]

Look to the skies & rejoice. We are here. #HappyJuly4th #WeComeInPeace