Gavin Fowler

[steve @bagshaw2112]

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[Gavin Fowler @Gfowler16]

@CJacques123 @svmicc @JackMunday5

[Gavin Fowler @Gfowler16]

@JackMunday5 @CJacques123 @svmicc 😂😂😂

[Gavin Fowler @Gfowler16]

@JackMunday5 @CJacques123 @CsJesha 😂😂😂

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

I will give away 100,000 dollars tonight.

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[Gavin Fowler @Gfowler16]

@Cobratate

[Gavin Fowler @Gfowler16]

@MarkBevan4 @MarkBevan4 that home debut you keep banging on about is fast approaching

[Rioz Rovers FC @RiozRoversFC]

6-1 win today against @HareAndHounds20 in the Ron pavey cup. Two Goals for @TimRivers92 and @LoganJohnson_6 then a goal for both @JackMunday5 and Sammy J! Big bounce back ability shown from the boys after last weeks loss. UTRR.

[Gavin Fowler @Gfowler16]

Eriksen is the closest thing united have had to carrick in a long time

[Rioz Rovers FC @RiozRoversFC]

The boys make it 6 from 6 for the season by defeating @AfcTelscombe 3-0 in the Div One Cup Quarter Final. Two goals for @TimRivers92 and a long range strike from @MarkBevan4 MOTM @Liam95Kelly

[Sussex County FA ⚽️ @SussexCountyFA]

FT: An upset here as lower division Billingshurst run out winners over AFC Vardeanians goals from Bukleb (OG), Rendall, Bennett & Fowler - Rainford with the for the home side... special mention for Orris in the visitors goal who had a fine game! @AFCVarndean 1 @Billingshurstfc 4

[Sussex County FA ⚽️ @SussexCountyFA]

😯 There was a cup upset in our Feature Game of the Sussex Senior Challenge Cup First Round last night...

As @TheSCFL Division 1 side @Billingshurstfc won 4-1 against Premier Division opposition @AFCVarndean at the Withdean Stadium! ⬇️ #SussexFootball⚽️ #CountyCup�😯 There was a cup upset in our Feature Game of the Sussex Senior Challenge Cup First Round last night...

As @TheSCFL Division 1 side @Billingshurstfc won 4-1 against Premier Division opposition @AFCVarndean at the Withdean Stadium! ⬇️ #SussexFootball⚽️ #CountyCup�😯 There was a cup upset in our Feature Game of the Sussex Senior Challenge Cup First Round last night...

As @TheSCFL Division 1 side @Billingshurstfc won 4-1 against Premier Division opposition @AFCVarndean at the Withdean Stadium! ⬇️ #SussexFootball⚽️ #CountyCup�😯 There was a cup upset in our Feature Game of the Sussex Senior Challenge Cup First Round last night...

As @TheSCFL Division 1 side @Billingshurstfc won 4-1 against Premier Division opposition @AFCVarndean at the Withdean Stadium! ⬇️ #SussexFootball⚽️ #CountyCup�😯 There was a cup upset in our Feature Game of the Sussex Senior Challenge Cup First Round last night...

As @TheSCFL Division 1 side @Billingshurstfc won 4-1 against Premier Division opposition @AFCVarndean at the Withdean Stadium! ⬇️ #SussexFootball⚽️ #CountyCup�😯 There was a cup upset in our Feature Game of the Sussex Senior Challenge Cup First Round last night...

As @TheSCFL Division 1 side @Billingshurstfc won 4-1 against Premier Division opposition @AFCVarndean at the Withdean Stadium! ⬇️ #SussexFootball⚽️ #CountyCup🏆

[Rioz Rovers FC @RiozRoversFC]

The boys extend their unbeaten start to the season by defeating hove Wednesdays 5-3 in the cup. Not at the races today but some fine finishing from @TimRivers92 x3, a rare Ross Barton goal (dubious) and a goal for MOTM @Gfowler16 sees the boys progress. 5 in 5 ✅ #UTRR

[Alfold FC @Alfold_FC]

RIP @IshiiBoii 💔💔

[Rioz Rovers FC @RiozRoversFC]

We make it 3/3 in the league with a hard fought 3-2 victory against Stone Cross. Goals for @JackMunday5 (and an early bath) @benjenner92 and young super sub Luca scoring with his first touch! MOTM goes to @Hallman123 for another top notch performance #gorillaglue UTRR.

[Rioz Rovers FC @RiozRoversFC]

The boys start the season strongly with a 8-1 victory. Unbelievable effort from everyone, Solid defensive display, cracking pen save from @Hallman123 with 3 goals for @JackMunday5 and a goal for each @hoops93 @huntjoshuahunt @TimRivers92 new signing Beau. UTRR. Bosh.

[Rioz Rovers FC @RiozRoversFC]

Another win for the boys today as we beat @HareAndHounds20 2-1 in an end to end physical battle. Goals for @Gfowler16 and a winner for @_matthewkeating on his debut. But massive shout out to @LoganJohnson_6 who gets MOTM for bossing the midfield. UTRR.

[Billingshurst FC @Billingshurstfc]

Mazy run and strike from 25 yards from @BrendanNeathey gives us the lead again

[Rioz Rovers FC @RiozRoversFC]

Sundays opponents didnt want this smoke so we receive an early easter present of PROMOTION. 7 wins on the bounce 🤛 #UTRR

[Rioz Rovers FC @RiozRoversFC]

4-1 win for the boys against @CVFConeclub good luck in your cup final and for the rest of the season. Goals for @TimRivers92 ⚽️⚽️⚽️
@Gfowler16 ⚽️ (i know right)
another great performance from club legend @Liam95Kelly #UTRR