GoodGirlBadInfluence

I used to be so well-rounded, but now i tiptoe on hell's boundaries.

[GoodGirlBadInfluence @GGBadInfluence]

When someone is complaining about something that's hypocritical and you're just sitting there like 😒😑

[GoodGirlBadInfluence @GGBadInfluence]

When you find yourself unconsciously doing the sorority squat in all of your family Christmas pics...that's when you know.

[GoodGirlBadInfluence @GGBadInfluence]

Not to be sexist, but damn it's sexy as fuck when guys make the first move 😍

[GoodGirlBadInfluence @GGBadInfluence]

I wish I could snapchat smells because my house smells like cookies right now, and it's delightful.

[GoodGirlBadInfluence @GGBadInfluence]

I'm spending the next week locked away in my bed, by myself to recover from four months of being surrounded by people 24/7...Introvert Probs

[GoodGirlBadInfluence @GGBadInfluence]

You think you can ignore me for days and yet expect me to come running the second you decide you have time for me? BYE BOY 👋👋👋

[GoodGirlBadInfluence @GGBadInfluence]

You're gonna hurt somebody. And God, I hope it's me.

[GoodGirlBadInfluence @GGBadInfluence]

When you're trying to be sassy and autocorrect comes in and fucks everything up 😑

[GoodGirlBadInfluence @GGBadInfluence]

My love life is a lot like the way I update this Twitter account: I initially fully invest and then randomly ignore you for three months.

[GoodGirlBadInfluence @GGBadInfluence]

If you text me everyday about how miserable you are yet make no effort to change your life, then I have zero sympathy for you.

[GoodGirlBadInfluence @GGBadInfluence]

You're legitimately insane and that's why you have no friends 😃😃😃😃😃

[GoodGirlBadInfluence @GGBadInfluence]

If I throw an "obviously" into the text then you should probably be scared

[GoodGirlBadInfluence @GGBadInfluence]

Pros of dating me: I solemnly swear to never make you take any staged "candid" or cheesy kissing pictures with me.

[GoodGirlBadInfluence @GGBadInfluence]

Best friend's advice to my ex crashing my dinner date 😂

[GoodGirlBadInfluence @GGBadInfluence]

I'm one of those people who has so many friends and seems to have their life together. You'd never guess how much of a lonely wreck I am.

[WhiskeyWine&Lipstick @whiskeyandwine_]

said I wasn't going to drink this much tonight. yet I did it again

[GoodGirlBadInfluence @GGBadInfluence]

Stuck between wanting to get drunk and forget feelings every single night and wanting to meet someone worth being sober and staying in with.

[GoodGirlBadInfluence @GGBadInfluence]

I also fell down two flights of steps tonight incase anyone is wondering.

[GoodGirlBadInfluence @GGBadInfluence]

I hate everyone and everything, so there's that.

[GoodGirlBadInfluence @GGBadInfluence]

There's nothing more selfish than a person who expects every1 to accept them at their worst. How about you just don't be a asshole?