mathias

vampire boy at the pool mansion

[mathias @gh0ulz_]

last friday a girl came up to me and said “by the way i just wanted to tell you i think your name is the coolest chosen name ever” and i had to tell this poor girl that i am not trans

[mathias @gh0ulz_]

@antheeohsees @JakobFleming me when i first wake up in the morning

[mathias @gh0ulz_]

@lilymouto i call the raptor hands roger from american dad hands and sometimes when i’m very high i catch myself doing them

[xXxJakobFlemingxXx @JakobFleming]

Peggle 2!!

[SuperMega @supermega]

SMOSH THE MOVIE 2

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

When a cat wraps around your arm and bites you and starts doing bunny kicks that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[mathias @gh0ulz_]

can this guy fucking relax

[mathias @gh0ulz_]

@JakobFleming @antheeohsees *dodges it*

[mathias @gh0ulz_]

@lolspsycos that’s badass i should do that

[mathias @gh0ulz_]

guy who refuses to take allergy medicine:

[mathias @gh0ulz_]

genuinely like 40% of the time i sneeze i end up like this kid from wind waker and it pisses me off so bad. there’s so much snot in my nose.

[BIG DEB @DiscoDebbie1]

Uh huh, this my shit
All the girls stomp your feet like this

[mathias @gh0ulz_]

@GrubCritter use me as a dislike button 😂😂

[devlin 🦦 @fancygoblin_]

I've always loved that warning swipe he takes at the dad. badass

[mathias @gh0ulz_]

@wowmoxi just don’t look down EZ

[mathias @gh0ulz_]

@banjophd this is a really good tweet dylan

[Dylan Fox @banjophd]

avg day on casserole twt:

“that moment when ur ab to be finished and she puts on the broiler for the last 2 minutes>>>>>>>> #needdat”
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